you might be a redneck if

dragr1 · Oct 29, 2012

ibrokeit said:
Because yelling war eagle is working out GREAT these days!

Got nothing to do with the thread :gtfo:

ridered3 · Oct 29, 2012

300 Reasons you might be a Redneck...
Thank you Jeff Foxworthy!

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

More http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm

doctordick · Oct 30, 2012

If New York had REAL rednecks, you'd be seeing videos of 'em wakeboarding in the streets on trash can lids behind their lawnmowers. :woot:

:woot :"WATCH THIS, HOLD MY BEER"

Bronco Buster · Oct 30, 2012

Upstate NY has some folks that ain't never seen a paved road. They some real hick's up that way. They ain't redneck not enough sun gets through the trees to blister them. PA and NY have some of the greatest people you will ever meet away from the big city's.

muddinmetal · Oct 30, 2012

I've always heard New York state has more trees than Tennessee.... Still don't wanta go there though :****:

zukiscott · Oct 30, 2012

Yea, buddy of mines brother lives in upstate NY and works at a chicken plant and hes the most red nekkest, backwardest ,hickest sumbitch EVER,,drives a ford escort stickshift stationwagon.

Rescue1 · Oct 30, 2012

You might be a REDNECK if:

You think a Styrofoam Cooler is the greatest invention on earth!

Bronco Buster · Oct 30, 2012

Whiskey still would be the greatest but coolers are a close second

Bronco Buster · Nov 1, 2012

If you give your wife 3 triaxle loads of dirty rocks for her birthday so she can practice driving on rocks.

ridered3 · Nov 1, 2012

Bronco Buster said:
If you give your wife 3 triaxle loads of dirty rocks for her birthday so she can practice driving on rocks.

Thats my kinda present!

Fire Freak · Nov 4, 2012

Yeah i ask for one for my bday too

Bronco Buster · Nov 4, 2012

If you didn't live so damn far out in the sticks I would have got you some lol :****:

Fire Freak · Nov 4, 2012

Hahaha

86tank · Nov 4, 2012

Re: you might be a redneck if

dragr1 said:
You have a for sell thread

or a warren winch

or spell winch with an e - wench

or yell roh tahde

or have asian hubs on your toyota instead of aisin

Or if you're saleing a Polaris razor, razr, razer, and not a RZR...

85toyo · Nov 4, 2012

Bronco Buster said:
If you give your wife 3 triaxle loads of dirty rocks for her birthday so she can practice driving on rocks.

I was thinking about doing this on a friends property close to home so we could entertain ourselves when there's nothing else to do. Where or who would I get it from and about what would it cost me. Located 20 miles north of Birmingham

ridered3 · Nov 4, 2012

85toyo said:
I was thinking about doing this on a friends property close to home so we could entertain ourselves when there's nothing else to do. Where or who would I get it from and about what would it cost me. Located 20 miles north of Birmingham

I remember seeing a thread on Pirate about a guy who built his own rock garden and mini trail systems i his backyard for him and his wheelin club to enjoy. Can't find it right now, but I know that it was suprisingly affordable and jsburkey went riding there too.

85toyo · Nov 4, 2012

ridered3 said:
I remember seeing a thread on Pirate about a guy who built his own rock garden and mini trail systems i his backyard for him and his wheelin club to enjoy. Can't find it right now, but I know that it was suprisingly affordable and jsburkey went riding there too.

I saw that about a year ago. He had some massive rocks brought in and it looked fun to be such a small area.

Bronco Buster · Nov 4, 2012

85toyo said:
I was thinking about doing this on a friends property close to home so we could entertain ourselves when there's nothing else to do. Where or who would I get it from and about what would it cost me. Located 20 miles north of Birmingham

You can call a hauling company in your area about the rocks. Good Hope hauling in Cullman might be able to help you out. Those are some where we were putting a water line in and couldn't back fill with all of the rocks so we had to get rid of them. I have that rock pile (3 full triaxle loads), about a mile of trails, 1 really big deep mud hole, and a couple of hill climbs at the house for us to play on.

ridered3 · Nov 4, 2012

Bronco Buster said:
You can call a hauling company in your area about the rocks. Good Hope hauling in Cullman might be able to help you out. Those are some where we were putting a water line in and couldn't back fill with all of the rocks so we had to get rid of them. I have that rock pile (3 full triaxle loads), about a mile of trails, 1 really big deep mud hole, and a couple of hill climbs at the house for us to play on.

So when you going to invite the members of Hardline over to try it out???