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Favorite Christmas or holiday movie and a quote
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Eddyj
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If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be any more surpriseD.
Beerj
Sonzabitches!
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry,
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
whiskeymakin
Well-Known Member
SHITTERS FULL
honey have you checked our shitters lately
honey have you checked our shitters lately
easleycrawler
Yota Freak
YOU SERIOUS CLARK? Love that movie, already watched it 3 times this year.
Father Christmas: "If you see a sign that says 'Peep Show', that doesn't mean they're letting you look at presents before Christmas."
He looks like a pink nightmare!"
Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
He looks like a pink nightmare!"
Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
tonybolton
Bypass Crawler
Re:
BUMPASES'S!!!!!!
(Most likely misspelled)
BUMPASES'S!!!!!!
(Most likely misspelled)
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Where you going to fit a tree that big Griswold?
Bend over and I'll show you!
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
I wasn't talking to you!! (Looking to his wife.)
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Where you going to fit a tree that big Griswold?
Bend over and I'll show you!
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
I wasn't talking to you!! (Looking to his wife.)
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Jduck
Well-Known Member
BUG-E J said:
What is it with you and ****ing sandwiches!
whiskeymakin
Well-Known Member
Had a lot of help from ol jack daniels
infamous1
Well-Known Member
**** me santa **** me santa **** me santa 
lol
lolJeep Family
Well-Known Member
Yippee Ki Yay Mother F$%^er
Its not Christmas till Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi Tower
Its not Christmas till Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi Tower
money_pit_yj
Well-Known Member
Eddyj said:
I ran a Christmas 5K dressed like cousin Eddie (when he was emptying the rv cigar and all) and had a random drunk
throw her arms around me and say this line....It caught me by surprise because at the time I didn't remember that particular line from the movie. That and I was standing right next to my wife 
