Advanced Medicine

[cadpwrdyj]

Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in 6 weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We are about to take a Muslim with no brains, put him in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week.'

 

[Bones]

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[John Galbreath Jr.]

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Obama, What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America ?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'


Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know **** ???

 

[CHASMAN9]

Good one John.

Obama was thinkin,

 

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GOOD ONES !!

 

[cicero]

obama and mccain was at a barber shop and obama just got his hair cut and his beard shaved and the barber asks " would you like any after

shave" obama replies " no my wife would think i was at a whore house." then mccain gets his hair cut and his beard shaved as well.. the barber

then asks "would you like any after-shave?" mccain replies " sure..................... my wife dosnt know what a whore house smells like."

 

[DeleriousII]

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