Ahhh the good ol dayz...

[P]

I just put in Starboyz 2 "Furred out" that I have dubbed on VHS... cause its my fav from the year 1999 and Im bored as hell.

Little history... Lets see when I was all moist for this vid, I had the 89 S-Blazer sittin tall on 31"s with revolvers in the rear, twisted up torsion bars up front , yota 4x4 front bumper and a rear rollpan. It was my DD but I wheeled it ( drove it to Hotsprings a 7 hour trek one way wheeled it before Superlift bought the place and drove it home... LOL ) I also had a 89 Hawk GT650 that was tricked out pretty good for what it was. Had a RC31 upper fairing kit, Two Bro's header, Stage III jet kit , airbox delete with single UNI filters , Racetech prepped forks, CBR900RR adjustable rear shock, and alot more I cant recall.... anyway

My buddy and I used to watch Starboyz vids then go out and try to kill ourselfs riding like **** sticks ( Ill say I was young and dumb and use that excuse... ) anyway one night we nearly did. I followed him down a road he had gone down once, and I had never been down. Obviously we were going way to fast ( something like 90 in a 35 on tight twisty 2 lane... ) it was around 11pm ish and although we were perfectly sober... we were also perfectly stupid.

So a few turns into the road, Im on him tight thinking about passin him just to be a ****... He lays into a righthander and I follow close... I see a taillight... his bike ( if oyu couldnt guess ) righted itself mid turn and shot straight across the street in front of me , my reaction to avoid T boning him was to lock mine up and I stomped the rear brake ( front too but with skill ) and put mine into a low side slide as i just caught him hitting the curb straight on and flyin over the clip-ons. Now I forgot to mention... he spent MONTHS painting this bike.. had it back from paint about 2 weeks. and here it is cartwheeling into a ditch LOLOLOL

Anyway, we had on long pants, jackets and skid lids ( the only smart thing we did that night.. ) so outside of some painful as **** the next day road rash for me, and a severly battered bike for him we were as OK as two jackass' could be under the circumstances. I had taken the RC31 upper ( a very pricey and hard to get piece ) off mine as I was about to paint mine next.. in that regard I got lucky as ****. Dented tank, broke speed-o , broke shifter that was laid into the case a wallet worn in half ( saving my ass check mind you ) from road rash and a jacket that saved my arms and upper body that I left in the ditch as to not draw attention by the fuzz on the ride home... ( it was shreadded to **** one sleeve almost gone HAHAH ) we kicked pulled bent and got both bikes as ridable as possible and headed to the apartment. He left a couple grand of plastic and new paint in the ditch along with his pride. I left some clothes, parts and skin on the pavement and we both survived to be ifnorant again.

We got to my place, Amber came outta the bedroom and just shook her head and went back to bed ( smart girl.. ) HB was literally about 8-9months old so she was obviously oblivious to how stupid her father is. LOL

I tried to shower off and clean up... it hurt like HELL... and I was adrenaline buzzed from hell so I scrubbed deep and hard. Went to bed so I could make it to work the next day. Got up the next morning AND COULD NOT WALK !!! my ankle looked like a grapefruit and I was road rashed all up and down my leg. Called the boss and told him I had a motorcycle wreck, left out the details obviously and popped the 1000mg Motrins.


Oh did I get on a "glory days" rant. My bad. Happy Friday.

 

[6uldv8]

DAYUM! Did Kelly log in on P name?

Good story.....once again.....you're a lucky bastard!

 

[P]

I got caught up in the moment... my bad.


( I agree, I feel like the luckiest idiot I know )

 

[6uldv8]

Don't be apologizing....it was a good read.....it's raining like a sumbitch here so I'm just chillin!

 

[P]

It rained about 20mins hard as **** at work today, but didnt do a damn thing at my place. :-\

 

[Sis]

Aww yes that was something to remember......Amber calling mom, mom calling me........what I had to listen too.....your good ole days......LOL

Thanks for the read Love your stories and the memories.

 

[P]

LOL


re-reading what i typed gave me another Oh yea moment...


Mike ( my moms hubby # 5 and "the one" finally ) and I got a little silly one night out on there land in that 89 S10 I mentioned earlier... I had just put a badass hpd30 in the front and a D35 in the rear... leaf sprung as **** with out a front drive shaft and now 33" tires we set out in the darkness to wheel it in 2wd and a badass EZ locker in the rear D35.

Well long story short. we got down to the bottom of thier land near a creek... yes it was wet and rainy, and it got stuck as ****

We finish the two beers we had in the truck.. listen to the tunes and decided since it was like "O'the next day thirty" we'd walk back to the house.

Next day. Mike has a old school farmer neighbor, we go down to ask for tractor help, with insult he replies " **** boys we can take the stinger truck , it aint never been stuck " I giggle and we all pile in the 3/4 ton stock as **** with a flat bed and a hay stinger truck. He pulls close to were my truck spent the night, stops ( we're stuck now too, Im thinking) and tells me to hook the chain on to it and he will pull us out. LOL

I pull the chain hook as instructed and start the Blazer. Now listen, we are sitting in a swamp esque Kansas flat a few yard from a running creek. Ya know what happens when you piss on a flat rock ?

It floods.

It rained most that night, We have an open diff farm truck with a 5 billion pound hay stinger bed, an old cranky farmer in coveralls and a 50ft chain hooked to a stuck ass S-blazer with 30ft of slack in said chain.

He drops the farm truck in gear,and guess what. the tires spin.... no slack what so ever pulled from the chain, no movement... just big heavy chevy one wheel peel !!!

So again, we walk out to the house, farmer neighbor is getting the tractor and he is determined. He gets the tractor and one by one we extract 3/4 ton then 1/16th ton rig.

Good times good times. That farmer doesnt answer his door anymore when I go over there , whats up with that ?

 

[blacksheep10]

I have some awesome stuck stories, but my quad stories are better. will type when I get back later.

 

[Sis]

LOL


re-reading what i typed gave me another Oh yea moment...


Mike ( my moms hubby # 5 and "the one" finally )

Oh little brother.....Mike #5......love you but no.......he is number 4....one was anulled......if mom reads this she will kill you...LOL

 

[blacksheep10]

okay, I have several, but I love the 4 wheelers to a party story. So jeremy and I are at a bonfire/field party on the North west side of Paola. We decide to leave. We get back to the "animal house", a dirty filthy sex and party hole on the south east side of town he lived at, and start drinking some more. we both look at each other, wonder why the fawk we left somewhere with girls and kegs to go drink with dudes and cans. We both got on our quads (his banshee and my R, both ran really well). We each opened a busch tall boy and put another between our legs and rolled out. We are trying to skirt town on the east and go over by the lake. we are running with our lights off and are coming up on a car. I look over at jeremy and give a signal to blast by. we both get top gear and start to go around tapped out. Last second, see the lights on top. ****ing cop. We both lock it up and skid to a near halt right by his drivers door. he hits the skids looking around like he is wondering wtf is going on. we stop quicker than him and dart off into the ditch and go between the houses around the lake. We hide behind a fence while he spot lights all over, goes around the lake drive to look on the other side of the houses, then back onto the road. When he goes back to the road we jump on the outer lake drive and scream around to the North entrance. out onto the norht side of town and acrosss to the west side. When we get to the west side of town we turn south to get to the party. only a mile away. We pull out onto the old highway behind a car with a lady in it doing maybe 55. we roll right up on her bumper, like 10 feet away. you can see that she hears the 2 strokes whining and thinks its something with her car, lol. oh man she's looking all around the cabin when she finally looks in the rear view, squints and then sees 2 faces in her back window in the tail lights. stomps on the brakes, Jeremy and I lock up ours and back off. at this time we are at the road we need to turn off on. we hit it skidding sideways and hit the last 200 yds wide open. So guess the cop sitting on the corner that we drifted saw it all. we didn't see him. We got to the party and I start sipping on my tall boy. Jeremy had lost both of his : so I give him my full one. Just as I'm getting on into it and having a good time I hear "Mr Kaiser" behind me said with an authoritative tone. turn and see a cop. Nice. I turn back around and as drunkenly and discreetly as I can set my beer can down . I turn back around with this stupid look on my face. its will. My sister used to babysit his kids. Even better. He is PD and called for backup. 5 sheriff's deputy cars show up. they want to impound the quads and take us to jail because of us losing their buddy earlier. Will was PD and the first responder so he got the say so. he told me that if we could get our four wheelers out of there in 30 minutes with a sober driver that we could go with 2 tickets. If not, we were getting turned over to the sheriffs. tickets were No motorcycle license ($15) and careless driving (a non moving violation that was only $50) We were scrambling for sober people with trucks. luckily Luke (cash talks) came to the rescue along with another guy and hauled us to a mixed drink party at another buddy's house. Very good end to a kick ass night. There are many others from the animal house days, but damn that took a long ass time to type

 

[InDaShop]

That ****, ****, ****ing Toolbag!

 

[cash talks]

to make it all better, went on a date that night, kissed the ol lady and sent her on her way. on the way to bed, the house phone rings. as i say hello, jeremy wispers
"Luke, what are you doing"
I reply "going to bed"
"I need a ride"
"why are we wispering"
"cause im hiding"
"hiding from who"
"the cops"
"where"
"the woods"
then he stared to tell me where they were

 

[Ambo]

LOL


re-reading what i typed gave me another Oh yea moment...


Mike ( my moms hubby # 5 and "the one" finally )

Oh little brother.....Mike #5......love you but no.......he is number 4....one was anulled......if mom reads this she will kill you...LOL

Just so everyone knows... there has also been some broken engagements!

hehehehe ;D

 

[Ambo]

Sorry Amy, had to mention the engagements, plus she is never on here.

P also forgot to mention that him and Rob also tried furring their bikes like the Starboyz!

That sure was funny... The Starboyz they aren't!

 

[Sis]

this is why I don't tell anybody about what is going on in my love life...........shhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Bones]

too much reading, not enough pics so I did not catch any dirt if there was any in this thread.