all this talk about helmets and safety got me thinking...

redneckengineered · Nov 16, 2010

So I was plowing the gf the other night and things started to get real heated. Luckily for me, I had just read an extensive thread about safety on hardline earlier that day. Well, I took the time to stop everything, strap up my skull cap and get back to work. Sure it killed the mood for a minute but things got hot again real quick. We were in the missionary position and I was thrusting forward and back like a damn torpedo (2" at 200mph will leave a mark). Low and behold I started to lose control and the next thing I know my head damn near went through the head board. If it hadn't been for hardline and my situational helmet awareness I surely would have knocked myself out and lost a great opportunity for an epic nut hitit

:****:

gamjunior · Nov 16, 2010

Here's a cool one for those that think helmets are not cool,

gbrookie71 · Nov 16, 2010

HotwheelsYJ · Nov 16, 2010

InDaShop · Nov 16, 2010

You clearly strapped it on the wrong head :****:

tbacon38 · Nov 16, 2010

redneckengineered said:
So I was plowing the gf the other night and things started to get real heated. Luckily for me, I had just read an extensive thread about safety on hardline earlier that day. Well, I took the time to stop everything, strap up my skull cap and get back to work. Sure it killed the mood for a minute but things got hot again real quick. We were in the missionary position and I was thrusting forward and back like a damn torpedo (2" at 200mph will leave a mark). Low and behold I started to lose control and the next thing I know my head damn near went through the head board. If it hadn't been for hardline and my situational helmet awareness I surely would have knocked myself out and lost a great opportunity for an epic nut :****:

Thats some funny **** LMAO.

bbone · Nov 16, 2010

redneckengineered said:
So I was plowing THE BF the other night and things started to get real heated. Luckily for me, I had just read an extensive thread about safety on hardline earlier that day. Well, I took the time to stop everything, strap up my skull cap and get back to work. Sure it killed the mood for a minute but things got hot again real quick. We were in the missionary position and I was thrusting forward and back like a damn torpedo (2" at 200mph will leave a mark). Low and behold I started to lose control and the next thing I know my head damn near went through the head board. If it hadn't been for hardline and my situational helmet awareness I surely would have knocked myself out and lost a great opportunity for an epic nut :****:

kid rok · Nov 16, 2010

gamjunior · Nov 16, 2010

patooyee · Nov 16, 2010

redneckengineered said:
So I was plowing the gf

Thought you were married?

J. J.

redneckengineered · Nov 16, 2010

patooyee said:
Thought you were married?

J. J.

Figured I'd give it a shot, turns out wasn't for me :****:

Gotta try everything once right :dunno:

InDaShop · Nov 16, 2010

redneckengineered said:
Gotta try everything once right

whoa toooooo much information there. :flipoff1:

draggbody · Nov 16, 2010

redneckengineered said:
Gotta try everything once right

i mean why else would yall call them a black out party...

leeman1790 · Nov 16, 2010

Lmao that's great molaugh

Rokcrler · Nov 16, 2010

Found these at Costco
Look pretty good

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Rokcrler · Nov 16, 2010

Well Fawk...wrong helmet thread :dunno:

blacksheep10 · Nov 16, 2010

redneckengineered said:
(2" at 200mph will leave a mark).

My buddy always told me he get them to consent by saying, "yeah, it may just be a needle **** but I got a sewing machine ass" laughing1

kid rok · Nov 16, 2010

Thought you were married?

J. J.

Figured I'd give it a shot, turns out wasn't for me

Gotta try everything once righ

A good friend of mine got married in May, and left her in August. He's still married to her ,but just for the insurance and occasional booty call, and she's ok with it. Quick story; He met this chick on whore page or something like that up in Dayton Tennesse. Drove up, just so happens her friend is with her and she wants some too. ****ed all weekend in some cabin, came home on Sunday and ****ed his wife. They were still married at this time. He's a man slut whore. Ya would love him.