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So I get a text from Haley ( wontwork ) last night saying he took Jrich to a motorcycle rally and he left with some ol girl... packed all his stuff up and said " Ill see you next week "

I wonder if we will be riding or not Monday now ?? :dunno:


( He and I were playin with my buggy Friday night, I have no lights on it and well.... I hit a small tree at about 30-40 mph behind my place coming out of a corner. It uprooted the tree it was fairly small thank the lord, but my tierod is bent laughing1 )
 
im fine... currently at an undisclosed location n Tuscaloosa typing n my boxers... pepper.gif loller.gif
 
Let me give ya'll the full story.

Early Friday morning dad called and saida group is going to a rally in Forkland (BFE). Wants to know if I want to go. I say know got to work on boat. Break bolt off in water pump on boat, get pissed, decided to go to rally. Decide to call JRich and see if he wants to go. He is in. We leave eat at Hooters in Tuscaloosa. We stop and get beer (4 6 packs is all a saddlebag will hold pics to come). Arrive at rally drank alot JRich rides alot of wheelies around camp parks and said I can't ride no more drink to much. We all decide to go to town and eat some real food so we go eat have a hot hostess and waitress neither want to go to the rally. Waitress is really the wrong color. We stop and get gas on the way back to camp and the 2 hot girls pull up in a car. Jrich a makes the move and does the # swap. Before we get back to camp he has a voice mail and text from them (camp was only 5 miles max). He pack up and said I want be needing this tonight (sleeping bag) and sais I'll see you next week. He leaves and is never seen again or heard from until late Sunday afternoon. :dunno: thumb.gif pepper.gif loller.gif :spin: hitit drool ;D :drinkers: :eat: :popcorn: :eek: :woody: 8) :afro:
(they all fit the weekend activities)
 
Oh man.... you need to call and get THE FULL STORY.... that is a very good intro but not the full story laughing1 :eek:
 
P said:
Oh man.... you need to call and get THE FULL STORY.... that is a very good intro but not the full story laughing1 :eek:
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I did. Just didn't know if he wanted it all told. I'll let him kiss and tell.

He if would have hung around he would have got to seen the wet t contest. Turned into u know, but went to **** when the big girl bent over and had a string hanging out. :eat:
 
haha.. Anyone who wants teh full story will have to be at MMORV..
I can't post that **** on the interweb.... ;D

But lets just say i finally got one that Pushes back loller.gif
 
wontwork said:
but went to **** when the big girl bent over and had a string hanging out. :eat:
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oh man I'm rolling my ass off over here.

Glad you lived JRich will there be a cliff notes for those inquiring minds who wont be at MM? And by "pushes back" does that mean she was a he? :flipoff1:
 
Yea.. lemme get a good story typed up then I'll mass PM it...
And No.. She was not a he....
But did push back better that Bones ever thought about..

And I do regret I misses the String... :flipoff1:
 
haha.. alright.. didn't have time to type it out tday..
Bcause went wheelin w/ P and his POS dirty Thirty.. the ghey taco had to rescue him multiple times today.. :flipoff1:

Neway.. the story just just involves some random gas station girls...
a road trip on the dual sport of several hundred miles.. i think....
Multiple womens... Surprise butt sects..
And a breakfast in bed... pepper.gif loller.gif
More story and wheelin Pics to come..
Sorry.. No butsects pics// :(
 
and here I was banking on living vicariously through Bones. Bones, you're fired! pepper.gif
 
I don't think he has picks, but I and several others can promise you the gas station girls where carry home to your mother type. Only from there looks though. I lost all hope for them when they called JRich and wanted him that quick.
 
Pics as promised 1st one is of what started all the trouble, 2nd is JRich parking and saying I am not riding anymore. He later wnet to town, back to town, who knows where else(he doesn't even know), then to Tuscaloosa. 3rd is Jrich with some lady in the bar and a big ****.

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