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Be Safe this XMAS

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Dont Tread On Me
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Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and **** like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
 
Coffee on steroids! Can also be used to plug puds on the trail, patch a roof, or keep my ass awake after two weeks of 14's in the library.
 


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