patooyee
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I think as I get older I get more peeves. But here are some things I HATE HATE HATE:
When you get a text that says, "Got a minute to call me?" Then I call them and they ignore my call.
Or the text itself is just kind of annoying. Just ****ing call me. If I don't have a minute to talk I'll ignore you. It was probably easier to call me then it was to type the text out anyway.
Or how about when you miss a person's call by half a ring then call them back and it rings 4 times and goes to voice mail? HOW THE **** DID YOU GET FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM YOUR PHONE IN .05 SECONDS NOT TO HEAR IT RING 4 TIMES????? Do you have super human speed??? Did you drop the phone like a hot coal and just bolt as fast as you could in the opposite direction?
VM itself is a dinosaur. I hate checking voicemail. I see your missed call, I'll call you back. Don't leave a voice mail! If you have just a little bit of info to tell me that you don't need a call back for, text it to me so I don't forget it or have to write it down.
People who still want to give directions. Sorry, Google knows everything, your house IS ON THE MAP and I don't know where your uncle's old meth lab used to be on which you choose to base all of your directions, don't care. I have GPS.
People who call you to give you a phone number to write down. TEXT IT TO ME so that I don't forget it and so that I can dial it directly from the text!!!
This is one I have with my wife. You know the little beep at the end of a ring that sounds when the person you are calling is on the other line? Well, I'm pretty much last priority in my wife's social circles and she NEVER clicks over to me. It has never once happened in our 4 years of marriage so far. If I hear that beep I just hang up the first ring. But inevitably when she calls me back she's like, "Baby, I always pick up for you." Then next time I call and hear the beep it rings 4 times and goes to VM again.
Or when you text someone and like 2 weeks later they see the text and call you like its a current issue. A) It would have been nice to receive a response 2 weeks ago when I needed it. B) Are you stupid, did you not see the time stamp?
Or the wrong numbers with ******s calling who get mad at you for being the wrong number. "Fo' real, whea Shaniqua at? Nigga, don't be payin' wif me. Don't call this numba again!" I don't know a Shaniqua, I'm not playing with you, I didn't call me, you did.
That's all I can think of right now.
When you get a text that says, "Got a minute to call me?" Then I call them and they ignore my call.
Or the text itself is just kind of annoying. Just ****ing call me. If I don't have a minute to talk I'll ignore you. It was probably easier to call me then it was to type the text out anyway.
Or how about when you miss a person's call by half a ring then call them back and it rings 4 times and goes to voice mail? HOW THE **** DID YOU GET FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM YOUR PHONE IN .05 SECONDS NOT TO HEAR IT RING 4 TIMES????? Do you have super human speed??? Did you drop the phone like a hot coal and just bolt as fast as you could in the opposite direction?
VM itself is a dinosaur. I hate checking voicemail. I see your missed call, I'll call you back. Don't leave a voice mail! If you have just a little bit of info to tell me that you don't need a call back for, text it to me so I don't forget it or have to write it down.
People who still want to give directions. Sorry, Google knows everything, your house IS ON THE MAP and I don't know where your uncle's old meth lab used to be on which you choose to base all of your directions, don't care. I have GPS.
People who call you to give you a phone number to write down. TEXT IT TO ME so that I don't forget it and so that I can dial it directly from the text!!!
This is one I have with my wife. You know the little beep at the end of a ring that sounds when the person you are calling is on the other line? Well, I'm pretty much last priority in my wife's social circles and she NEVER clicks over to me. It has never once happened in our 4 years of marriage so far. If I hear that beep I just hang up the first ring. But inevitably when she calls me back she's like, "Baby, I always pick up for you." Then next time I call and hear the beep it rings 4 times and goes to VM again.
Or when you text someone and like 2 weeks later they see the text and call you like its a current issue. A) It would have been nice to receive a response 2 weeks ago when I needed it. B) Are you stupid, did you not see the time stamp?
Or the wrong numbers with ******s calling who get mad at you for being the wrong number. "Fo' real, whea Shaniqua at? Nigga, don't be payin' wif me. Don't call this numba again!" I don't know a Shaniqua, I'm not playing with you, I didn't call me, you did.
That's all I can think of right now.
