I like the one luke found that was a hoist that had a pic of it, a full description and then a pic of a rosy cheeked mid 40's chick that looks drunk and at the end of the ad it says "drunken ex wife thrown in for free"
that was a real ad, and it made me laugh my ass off. laughing1
that is funny but true ****. gawd I hate all of the stupid ****ing calls I get. part of the biz though.