Dyson stole my va-geeeee

P · May 6, 2008

Seriously, Amber hasnt stopped gropin the damn Dyson since she took it out of the box, she even walked it over to the chair and said out loud " C'mere lil momma " then she started sticking her fingers in all its lil ports and reading vacuum porn ( instructions ) to it ...

wimmens :dunno:

CharlieInTheTrees · May 6, 2008

LMAO...those thing are the ****.....Best Va-cum u can buy... :flipoff1:

P · May 6, 2008

I wonder if it likes peanut butter...................

:flipoff1:

Bones · May 6, 2008

Zip it, you might get laid if you play yer cards right

wontwork · May 7, 2008

CharlieInTheTrees said:
LMAO...those thing are the ****.....Best Va-cum u can buy...

When me and Crystal got married she said we needed a vaccum. I come home with a 6hp shop vac. Told her I didn't know what type she would like, but this will suck when it is wet or dry

. She used it about a week and got tired of it sucking all the rugs up. So now it is mine to use.

Ambo · May 7, 2008

P said:
I wonder if it likes peanut butter...................

DON'T YOU DARE!

Ambo · May 7, 2008

wontwork said:
When me and Crystal got married she said we needed a vaccum. I come home with a 6hp shop vac. Told her I didn't know what type she would like, but this will suck when it is wet or dry . She used it about a week and got tired of it sucking all the rugs up. So now it is mine to use.

That was just wrong... Obviously she had no clue that was how that would turn out!

wontwork · May 7, 2008

Ambo said:
That was just wrong... Obviously she had no clue that was how that would turn out!

It was not. She said she wanted one that would do it all and she didn't know which one to get. I voluntered my services to go by after work and get one that done it all and that is what I did. I even bought the fancy attachments for carpet and hard wood floors.

braves10and22 · May 7, 2008

This is usually how it works. Seems like menfolk just buy us the presents that they want. Me - "Oh, you got me the full Jackass compilation for Christmas...THANKS!"

Bones · May 7, 2008

braves10and22 said:
This is usually how it works. Seems like menfolk just buy us the presents that they want. Me - "Oh, you got me the full Jackass compilation for Christmas...THANKS!"

When my friend got married 10? years ago. All us guys pitched in to get them one decent present and not 10 shitty ones.

Wife wanted a dishwasher

Hubby wanted a 32" TV. We got him the TV and in the card it said he got his TV AND Dishwasher all for the price of the TV. Wife did not find it as amusing. molaugh

To this day I went to visit/drank/crash at their place. Still an empty spot were the dishwasher could go. :dunno:

Ambo · May 7, 2008

wontwork said:
It was not. She said she wanted one that would do it all and she didn't know which one to get. I voluntered my services to go by after work and get one that done it all and that is what I did. I even bought the fancy attachments for carpet and hard wood floors.

Fancy how it ended up in the "man area".... I am so happy that you where there to volunteer for the little thing.

She is so lucky!

Ambo · May 7, 2008

braves10and22 said:
This is usually how it works. Seems like menfolk just buy us the presents that they want. Me - "Oh, you got me the full Jackass compilation for Christmas...THANKS!"

That's when you take it back and get what you really want...

Then you tell the man it was the thought that counted... He'll be alright.