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caglezxj

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Anyone else have a story like this?

So me and the wife was on the way home today from Gardendale. We was about the TN River Bridge when a car came flying up to the right side of my truck. Blowing the horn. Problem is that there is a car in the right lane. The ****TARD flies around him on the emergency shoulder. I was like wow, he is going to get someone killed. He slams on his brakes and I pass him in the lane I have stayed in since the whole ordeal . Now we are on the bridge and I have some hot chick to the right of me in a ford escape there is about room for a bike to cut between both of us. Here comes the ****TARD swerves into my lane, the girl almost takes out the wall of the bridge and I do the same on the left side. I am pissed. I am grabbing my phone and speeding up to get his plate. As I speed up the ****tard starts waving his fist....

My wife was freaking out cause I was pisssssed. I called the State Troopers Office and they kept me online till I passed one of them on the median. They get in front of me and behind the ****tard. They trail him for a few minutes. He is swerving and during this the trooper had called for backup. So when the ****tard see's another trooper coming down 65 on the south bound lane he started to run. Me and the wife is like oh ****! Can you believe this.

****tard finally pulls over about 100 yards from the Athens exit. Trooper jumps out and runs to the car. We pass them and then pull over to watch this ****. The ****tard falls as he gets out of the car. The backup trooper pulls up and starts searching his car. They come to my truck and thank me and told me that ****tard blew a .243 .

I hate to be a snitch on someone but geez keep that **** off the road. ****tard could have easily killed someone today.
 
Hey you did the right thing. Because at that rate sooner or later he would have wrecked and killed an innocent person.
People can't drive period. If it rains the least little bit they act like there is Snow on the road.
I suffer from severe Road Rage.
 
Cole said:
I suffer from severe Road Rage.

I fell ya - I have the same debilitating diseases - it's probably going to get me in trouble one of these days molaugh
 
I'm bad with the rage. Wehn you drive a big ass dually you can be pretty mean too because that grille in your rear view is menacing when it looks like its in the backseat.
Na, I have been in trouble for DUI and you did the right thing. mine was .09 though. anything .2 is crazy ****ing drunk. wow.
 
I blew a .18 one time and was let go laughing1 Pretty lucky actually - me and a buddy were in his truck - late 70's ford with warmed up 351 in a creek about 1 mile form my house raising hell and drinking Old Forrester and Poweraid :drinkers: I was driving - we pull out onto the dirt road and the cop turns his lights on and we pull up right beside him. I don't recall saying this but my buddy says when the cop asked me how much I had to drink I said " Pretty Good Bit ". Long story short I blew .18 and my buddy blew .17 - he got to drive home but pissed the cop off when he tried to unlock the hubs before leaving.

Oh yeah when the cop said Damn what have yall been drinking that **** smells - my friend says " Whisky and Poweraid does that count" when he blew into the Breathalyzer I thought he was going to blow the damn thing out of his hand he was blowing so hard molaugh
 
Very funny story actually. my first one when I was 19 (little over 10 years ago) I was wheeling in my 80 chevy on family land. I pulled out onto the gravel to go 1/4 mile instead of cutting across the field like how I got to the creek and went to jail......and blew a .181.
 
I have been guilty of driving under the influence just never got caught. But I never ran people off the road either. :drinkers: That I can remember :popcorn: . That was back in the day . After I got married I drink and my wife drives or I drive and she drinks. pepper.gif
 
yeah I cut that **** out a long time ago - just to damn easy to get DWI'd these days even if you have only had 2 or 3 beers
 
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