For all you guys that want your own reality show...

MMountain · Jul 24, 2013

I received this in my inbox...

TV Opportunity - Morris Mountain ORV Park!

Hi!

My name is Meghan Velin, and I'm a Casting Director for Magical Elves, the Emmy Award-winning production company behind shows like Top Chef & Braxton Family Values. We are currently working on a new project in development, and searching for fun and dynamic groups to be a part of their own TV show! We are looking for outgoing, small-town southerners to participate. I came across your business in my research, and thought you might know of some local folks who could be a good fit.

We would love to find a local family or a group of friends with huge personalities who would make great television. Whether it be a group of girlfriends looking for love, a talented local performer hoping for their shot at stardom, a family with an amazing business idea, or just a fun bunch of 20/30 somethings who love to have a good time...we are open to chatting with anyone who might fit the bill!

Anyone interested in learning more can email us back at this address with a photo and a little bit more about yourself and a Casting Producer will be in touch. Hurry - we are only casting for a short period of time!

If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact us. Thanks!

CheapJ7 · Jul 24, 2013

I can drink too muck, roll over, and fall down... Think anyone would want to watch that on TV. :flipoff1:

benfowler87 · Jul 24, 2013

Sign up JRich.

InDaShop · Jul 25, 2013

I second JRich, add in Miles, JR Hall, and Josh Dean.

Comedy! No way in hell would I ever want a camera following me around eva'!!!

74_Chevota · Jul 25, 2013

John Thomas - JT from here in NC would make the best TV ever. Ask anyone that has been around the man.

SUZUKI HAYABUSA SAMURAI BEATDOWN

Miles and JRich wouldnt dissapoint though!

John Galbreath Jr. · Jul 25, 2013

Either

"Tanner Time"

or

"Timmie's Nut Swingers Unite"

TacomaJD · Jul 26, 2013

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Holy ****! I have said multiple times that if Jeff Tremaine (producer of Jackass and all the other series those guys star in) ever followed my group of friends around, we would famous the following day.

With that said, I don't know how well I would fare always having a bunch of douchey film directors follow me around, labeling me as a "small town southerner" almost as if I was a monkey on a string for their entertainment. They'd produce the show to look like those ignorant bunch of pathetic uneducated rednecks on the worst show ever, "Buckwild" that came on MTV.

Fun to think about though lol.

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TacomaJD · Jul 26, 2013

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Plus we use too much vulgarity...you wouldn't be able to understand us due to every other word being bleeped. What's the contact email address???? The guy that rode with me at RBD last year wants it.

He's in the middle lmao

I think these would be deal sealing photos, along with an equally interesting personal bio too molaugh

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InDaShop · Jul 26, 2013

Thank you sir of the cleavage shot of your sister. flashemifyougotem

TacomaJD · Jul 26, 2013

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InDaShop said:
Thank you sir of the cleavage shot of your sister.

See what I did there? ....acquired interest....the point of television as a whole. Maybe I'm a natural.

And for the record, neither of us are smokers lol.

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BamaTJ · Aug 12, 2013

Tell me about the leg. I feel like I missed something.

TacomaJD · Aug 12, 2013

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Matt O. said:
Tell me about the leg. I feel like I missed something.

Well, I'm missing a little of it.....about 18 inches lol. For real you never knew about it? Pissed off my ex gf and she had a cleaver! Lol

March 7th, 2010 = motorcycle wreck on interstate, 90mph + guardrail = majorly fawked up legs. Lucky I got to keep the other one. I'll hook you up with some pics on the book of faces.

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BamaTJ · Aug 12, 2013

Biker boy!

TacomaJD · Aug 12, 2013

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Matt O. said:
Biker boy!

I like to think I was a little more refined than the goofy lifestyle that movie portrayed....lol

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P · Sep 18, 2013

I agree with Chevota, that dude JT is a got damn nut ! Damn he had me rolling in Harlan laughing1

MMountain · Oct 1, 2014

Just got another one in case anyone is still interested....

Hi,

In the past we've reached out to you regarding southern casting calls. This time we have a casting call that is completely different, but would love for you to share it with your family and friends. Please see below:

Hello,

My name is Gloria Dios, and I'm a Casting Producer working on an exciting new mini- pilot showcasing a British family's first trip to the United States. A major international network is looking for a fun, adventurous, all- American family to show our British neighbors the ropes.

We are searching for large outgoing families who aren't afraid to get down and dirty. Whether you hunt, fish, camp, bike, or anything in between- we want to hear from you! The ideal family will have teenage children and be willing to open up their home, and show the British family the time of their lives. This is an all expense paid opportunity to show off your hometown, family and friends, and what makes America so great.

We are particularly interested in families located in the south. We are only casting for a limited time, so please get in touch ASAP to find out more.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Best,
Gloria