For Bones and Kelly.....

[P]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's
>important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to
time,
>cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can
make you
>laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
doesn't
>lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and
who
>likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four
women do
>not know each other.
>

 

[Bones]

Peeeeerfect!!!

 

[cash talks]

works for me cuz my ol lady has all those personalities

 

[miles4areason]

Good call i like that ;D

 

[Warpig]

 

[blacksheep10]

you forgot "not crazier than a shithouse rat" :

 

[race_jeep]

theyre all crazy.

 

[blacksheep10]

its a sliding scale

 

[Bones]

its a sliding scale

No it isn't

 

[blacksheep10]

I've seen some less crazy than others. I've dated one that was abusive, psycho, off the handle, hitting like a man, ****ing like a banshee, crazy as fawk, talking in tongues ****ing nuts and then I've dated a totally sane ass church girl. It wasn't as exciting, but at least she didn't hit me. Michelle is somewhere in the middle.

 

[Bones]

Still crazy none the less. Sliding scale...I see your point. Doesn't make certain crazy okay though.

 

[blacksheep10]

yes, all varying degrees. a continuum, crazy nonetheless.

 

[Bones]

If you find one that isn't, I'd advise you to first check for an adam's apple and if you need more proof grab a handfull of nuts and I can bet you my friend found a guy.

 

[jdollar]

Snakes, all women have snakes in their head. That's why they act crazy, snakes.