Fortune Cookies

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Mine today, not so great:

"You find beauty in ordinary things. Appreciate this gift."

But one from last week was pretty good. Used it yesterday in my decision making process.

"Assert yourself, your ideas are worthwhile at this time".

And my favorite from a month or so ago:

"A four-wheeled adventure will soon bring you happiness".

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

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[bigsilly]

Mine today says "Every important call is a close one".

 

[caglezxj]

But you guys have left out a major part. You have to end the sentence with " In Bed " . That changes everything...

 

[P]

But you guys have left out a major part. You have to end the sentence with " In Bed " . That changes everything...

Yep, they dont know the rules.

John I got that 4 wheeled adventure one a couple years ago and used to keep it in my wallet. Best one ever !

 

[HotRodpayton]

My buddy got the 4 wheeled one at STIX last year the day before we went to Gray Rock. I happen to be an expert in this field.
Rules:
If the cookie is cracked read it backwards, or it will be double reverse of what it says.
If it's a good fortune, with a non blimeshed cookie, put it in your right pocket.
The lucky #'s ain't worth **** unless your a Chinamen.
If you want to throw some bad luck on someone, feed them the cooky with no fortune inside. It's basically suicide if you eat a non fortuned cookie. :****:

 

[zukiscott]

aaaahhhhh............so THATS what that weird cardboard taste I get whenever I eat one of those damn things..............

 

[3 tons o fun]

HA!!!! My GF got the four wheeled adventure a week before she went riding for tha 1st time.

 

[jtreeves1]

iv got one with nuthing inside ...
that cant be good

 

[HotRodpayton]

Don't eat it man. uke:

 

[74_Chevota]

"bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity"

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Today's is:

If you go fishing, your catch will be plentiful.

But, I don't fish!!!!!!!!!!
:****: