HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS!!

[Bones]

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[BamaTJ]

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[InDaShop]

1940, 68 years old and can still whoop some ass

 

[Bones]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Love that one! I was going through that site Saturday waiting for a lane to bowl. I was cracking myself up. Err one else was not so amused.

 

[muchado]

Chuck norris doesn't support presidential canidates... Presidential canidates support chuck norris.

 

[InDaShop]

Chuck norris doesn't support presidential canidates... Presidential canidates support chuck norris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

 

[6uldv8]

At 68 Chuck doesn't even have to kick your ass anymore....thru his powerful mind control he can make you kick your own ass!

 

[under_psi]

i still like this one :

chuck norris wears a LIVE rattlesnake as a condom!!!

 

[jdollar]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

favorite one

 

[3 tons o fun]

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

 

[cash talks]

the quickest way to a mans heart is behind chuck norris's fist
one of my faves

 

[bigsilly]

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

 

[race_jeep]

There are no races, only people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue

 

[vanguard]

Weapon of Mass Destruction found in Iraq.

 

[Bones]

B Arthur is Chuck Norris' Mom. I just made that up, but it's funny and fitting.

 

[6uldv8]

The girl in that pic was bitten by a rattlesnake shortly after that pic was taken......but she said it was worth it!

 

[muchado]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

chuck norris's vote is known as the "electoral college"

 

[blacksheep10]

The girl in that pic was bitten by a rattlesnake shortly after that pic was taken......but she said it was worth it!