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I have a huge back zit....

Bones

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...dv8 wanna pop it and suck out the poison?

****er hurts so bad I tried to get it and I think I popped my shoulder outta place. I don't think my girl has the muscles to get it done either. getting rid of this would almost be better than a happy ending.

TMI? :flipgotcha:
 
Bones said:
...dv8 wanna pop it and suck out the poison?

****er hurts so bad I tried to get it and I think I popped my shoulder outta place. I don't think my girl has the muscles to get it done either. getting rid of this would almost be better than a happy ending.

TMI? :flipgotcha:
I can't believe I'm responding to a post like this. :dunno:

Before you attack it again take a warm washcloth and get it wet with hot water. The hotter the better so just run the faucet on pure hot and then get the washcloth wet. If you're a sissy you can wring out some of the water but it's better if you don't.

Hold the hot wet cloth on the zit and let it go to work. After you can stand the pain recharge it with hot water but this time don't just press it, rub it.

If it doesn't the the head off with that alone it will be so weakened that it's prime for your attack.

BTW, don't feel obligated to let us know how it worked out and for heaven's sake, no pics. :flipoff1:
 
that was ****ing AWESOME. every now and then we would have a cow with a huge abcess puss pocket on her. this one had one on her right side right between her hook and pin. it sat kind of high. we let it go (we are dairy farmers, so we saw it twice a day) for quite a while. finally it was about 3 gallons worth. my dad took his big ass butcher knife (we butcher all our own beef) and stabbed it. I popped the stantion open when he did and she started running out. it was shooting a stream about 5' out from her perpendicular to her direction of travel. she ran in front of dad and he had this line of puss right across his shirt pockets. the whole dairy barn stunk so bad we were all about to pass out. None of us have weak stomaches, so no biggy there, it was just hard to breathe. Now things like that dude's back goulash don't gross me out at all. I find it kind of intriguing.
anyway, bones, post that **** up. have sticky rice cut it and pop it on film :spin:
 
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