35% for disgusting story.
This is a story about a guy I know in the hot rod circle of Houston.
He currently goes by "Chili Dog" to set the tone for thsi story. We'll call him Birddog for this story.
Birddog is a sick old white ****er. He'll take it where ever he can get it. He rides around in an old shot New Yorker with his blind Chihuahua "ChiChi". Birddog pics up this black gal (well call her Fruitbat) at a local bar near the refinery in his neighborhood. He gets Fruitbat back to his place and proceeds to get down to bidnessss. pepper.gif
After mucho foreplay, and a little ugly bumping Fruitbat calls some some "backdoor" action. Birddog is all about it. He starts tearing it up from the backside, flailing around like any sick old perv on a playground would.
But wait, whats that? Whats that smell that has whafted across Birddogs nose? Fruitbat looks back and says sorry she's got a case of the dia'rears. Birddog kicks on the light a bit more and he's covered in splatter poo. He goes to jump up and beat Fruitbat down. But she beats him to the spin and starts to suck Birddogs **** and lick him clean to clean him up.
Ok, thats the point where I got dry heaves, and he told the story sucking on a Lone Star. Like I said "Sick ****er!" and now hence the name "Chili Dog"
