I Need AStory

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Yesterday, I was moving a downed tree in the driveway. And something came from nowhere and knocked the **** out of me. Right above the eye. Good think I had my glasses on, they got knocked off then I went stumbling. Went to the eye doctor today and the eye is good. I am having a fraternity party here tomorrow. I will have to tell what hppened at least 20 times. The truth is boring. What happened to cause this?

Yes, ****er, it hurts

 

[Juan_Hong_Loe]

Chuck Norris!

 

[under_psi]

you were sitting quietly in your laz-E-boy chair watching the PrOn network, leaned forward to scratch your foot, and "POKED" yourself in the eye....

or, you could say that you were winching the tree, and limb shattered and hit you in the eye....

i'd choose ver. 1.0

 

[vanguard]

A guy didn't use his turn signal so you got out of your car to teach him a lesson. He was bigger than your original estimate.

 

[Jimbo]

Your eyes met as she looked across the room, little did you know what the night ahead held for you. She came over to your table and after small talk and a couple of drinks you were headed to the hotel room.The situation quickly became intense as she slowly undressed in front of you, what a suprise she had for you. She leaned over you in the bed and wispered in your ear,i'm going to *%&^ you hard and make it hurt. Next thing you knew you had a black eye and no wallet, crazy bitch had knocked you out. Well at least she told you part of the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pepper.gif

 

[kid rok]

When they ask what happen, Just look at the person with a very stern eye for a second or two then walk away. Later that night start a rumour you wrecked a fittie drinking beer.

Hell, I don't know I got nothing

 

[Opossum]

Chuck Norris!

x2

 

[yellow2.5yj]

Your eyes met as she looked across the room, little did you know what the night ahead held for you. She came over to your table and after small talk and a couple of drinks you were headed to the hotel room.The situation quickly became intense as she slowly undressed in front of you, what a suprise she had for you. She leaned over you in the bed and wispered in your ear,i'm going to *%&^ you hard and make it hurt. Next thing you knew you had a black eye and no wallet, crazy bitch had knocked you out. Well at least she told you part of the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pepper.gif

 

[under_psi]

coed nekkid softball and you took a foul BALL to the eye SOCKET

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

I think I'll use the trapeze hit me in the eye during circus sex.

Jimbo, that was good. But, you misunderstood. I did not ask how you got your last black eye.

 

[cash talks]

1- tell them yu need to take the diving board off the waterbed

2- tell them you were riding a horse, you slipped off, your foot got caught in the stirrup, it drug you for at least 30 seconds till your wife could get the manager of walmart to unplug it

 

[blacksheep10]

1- tell them yu need to take the diving board off the waterbed

2- tell them you were riding a horse, you slipped off, your foot got caught in the stirrup, it drug you for at least 30 seconds till your wife could get the manager of walmart to unplug it

I love them both.

I think I'll use the trapeze hit me in the eye during circus sex.

^thats hawt for some reason.

 

[3 tons o fun]

Tell them you got a monkey and you are both learning kung-fu. Then say the monkey is a quick learner.

 

[BamaTJ]

Tell em Nan tried to donkey punch you and missed? Where's my invite to the party bro?

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

I should have sent you an invite. You would fit in well with the sig ep chapter. Next event, Ill let you know.

 

[Rich]

Rough lookin eye. You could tell them you fell off the toilet....... Oh yeah, they've already heard THAT one.

 

[muchado]

Just get a real serious look and say "I ain't goin back to prison"

 

[CheapJ7]

Ninjas...

 

[BamaTJ]

Ninjas...

trying to get me..........

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Sum bitch is blck today. Like the old "I'd rather fight than switch" commercials. What cigarette was that anyway.... Tareyton 100s

Found this looking, they really said this????