I paid 58.82 for a "good fortune" out of a cookie that wasnt mine....

P · Jan 29, 2008

True story,

Ambo was supposed to by dinner Friday night when we went out with Capt Carl and his ol lady to eat.

Fortune cookies come around " I picked up her's out of the basket and she picked up mine "
( thats my story Im stickin to it... )

Mine was blah blah blah , hers was Mine

: A Four-wheeled adventure will soon bring you happiness :

SO I bribed her into giving it to me by telling her if she did I would pay for dinner ( I had 2 Martini's and a couple beers plus sushi .... )

SO my fortune kicks ass , but if cost me 58.82 laughing

InDaShop · Jan 29, 2008

thassss a pretty damn cool fortune cookie.

Last one I got said, "Don't play in mud its gets you dirtyyyyy." :flipoff1:

Bones · Jan 29, 2008

I have not eaten at a asian place since KC. Wyatt turned the hate on for sticky rice before I stepped foot in Texas.

InDaShop · Jan 29, 2008

I had some sticky rice once, well two or three times but whos counting. Wasn't too bad but left me horny an hour later.

Bones · Jan 29, 2008

InDaShop said:
I had some sticky rice once, well two or three times but whos counting. Wasn't too bad but left me horny an hour later.

I'd love to try me some. hell at this point Miles is looking attractive.

InDaShop · Jan 29, 2008

I have to say that I tried it, so the allure is fully gone. I am free of of the Yellow Fever.

My wonton eggrolls did have bolt-on so those were tasty pepper.gif

Bones · Jan 29, 2008

I just know I'd smell soy the entire time.

P · Jan 29, 2008

I never caught the yellow fever , and after living in S. Korea for a year Im very certain I never will.

It does amuse me the interest that American men take in the Asian persuasion though laughing

blacksheep10 · Jan 29, 2008

its very rare I find one attractive, but there are a certain few (lets say 1% of their population, even less than the % of redheads) that do it for me. most are fake boob having busty curvy things, that look nothing like an asian girl (10 yo boy with tits). more like a curvy cornfed girl with tia carrere's head on it...or just her

Bones · Jan 29, 2008

Paul hearts asians skully

The one at Bonitas is/was hot, but I tend to agree. Most I see are on college campus with a book bag and glasses. ALL ROOK ARIKE!

InDaShop · Jan 29, 2008

Bones said:
ALL ROOK ARIKE!

racist

bigsilly · Jan 29, 2008

Got a fortune cookie at lunch today. Said "Keep your nose to the grindstone". Whatever that means... ;D

InDaShop · Jan 29, 2008

bigsilly said:
Got a fortune cookie at lunch today. Said "Keep your nose to the grindstone". Whatever that means... ;D

Well obviously your nose is dull, and needs sharpened, duh...

braves10and22 · Jan 29, 2008

My best one said drink to your health. :drinkers:

bigsilly · Jan 29, 2008

InDaShop said:
Well obviously your nose is dull, and needs sharpened, duh...

I am thinking it is telling me to continue to try to sell the Jeep and keep looking for a "car".

CheapJ7 · Jan 29, 2008

Personal Best was.. "Bide your time, for success is near"

I kept that bitch in my wallet till it disintegrated... still nothing...

InDaShop · Jan 29, 2008

CheapJ7 said:
Personal Best was.. "Bide your time, for success is near"

I kept that bitch in my wallet till it disintegrated... still nothing...

They are always subjective. Success......define success? Finding a penny? A perfectly sharpened pencil? Pulling a train with 3 waitresses from the Chuckie Cheese?
You probably had tons of success and you dont even realize it.