I Want A Government Grant

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Some things should be so simple.

They have been around 200+ years.

How many people have been injured?

How much time over a persons life is wasted.
























I want a Grant to make shoe laces that don't always come untied. Damn, the ones I have on today don't stay tied a hour.

 

[Bones]

Sounds like a good gub'ment investment to me.

ninjas don't lace dey shoz do.

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Sounds like a good gub'ment investment to me.

ninjas don't lace dey shoz do.

Speaking on ningas. Have y'all seen the Travelers Insurance commercial where the lady is on the hood of her cars and is afraid on shopping carts circling the parking lot. Then she gets good insurance, and says, now she is only afraid of ningas.

 

[Welderd]

I have 2 pair of what i call " the most un-tie-n-ist shoes ever"

double knots and all!
pisses me smooth the **** off but at least gives me something to do at work

 

[P]

I have 2 pair of what i call " the most un-tie-n-ist shoes ever"

double knots and all!
pisses me smooth the **** off but at least gives me something to do at work

Uh... HELLO, forums and websurfin ! Thats what Al Gore invented this **** for SON

 

[Welderd]

I've read everything, everywhere about everything.

I routinely reach the end of the internet - I know everything Al Gore wanted me to know!

 

[muchado]

Uh... HELLO, forums and websurfin ! Thats what Al Gore invented this **** for SON

Al Gore's intent was to keep the government workers busy----but the benefits trickled into the private sector.