John Galbreath Jr.
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas. It's not a big problem and it really doesn't bother me much, because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I was in your waiting room and four times since we've been in this room. You didn't know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back in a week."
The next week the lady is back. She blurts out, "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but now when I pass gas they are still silent, however they stink terribly."
"Good," the doctor says. "Now that we've cleared up your sinus problem, we'll work on your hearing."
The next week the lady is back. She blurts out, "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but now when I pass gas they are still silent, however they stink terribly."
"Good," the doctor says. "Now that we've cleared up your sinus problem, we'll work on your hearing."
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