MasterCard Wedding

[John Galbreath Jr.]

You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned It. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the cowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family -- especially his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to his bride & said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning. While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card 'PRICELESS' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: $32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping his best man: Priceless...
There are some things money can't buy, For everything else there's MASTERCARD!

'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - - What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

 

[jdollar]

I bet daddy beat that bitches ass!

 

[InDaShop]

I'd heard about that one before. You think its real though?

And on to real or urban legend. You've heard the "710" cap thing right? About the blonde needing a "710" cap, well if you turn "710" over its an OIL cap.
Well last night I was at Orielly's and witnessed it for real. I actually didn't laugh until I got to the truck. Chick was so serious.
She asked the dumbass at the counter about it, and he had no idea, then she produces a piece of paper from her purse that says
Cap
710 (in the middle of a circle).

You know the guy that gave that to her was dying, and counldnt wait to tell his buddies. Priceless.

 

[BamaTJ]

John a think the wedding story is probably a urban legend. I got emails about the same store 3-4 years ago. If I did happen it would be great

 

[BamaTJ]

Looks like it was never confirmed, a writer tried to do a story but could not get all the facts or the dates

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Well damn, then this one is true for sure. I can't belive the interweb is wrong;

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A Parable For The Campaign Season John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result........The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible!