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took Ryan to the outhouse last night for his 18th... damn fun corrupting youth!

there was a majorly hot suicide girl lookin' chick there---yowza! I'd plant some seeds on that ****! She had some bad-ass ink I wish I coulda took pics. Definetly a girl to bring home to momma :woody: molaugh

guess that's all, im tired 4 hours isn't enough sleep.
 
fugger has school today I'm sure he woke up late and rolled in there smellin' like strippers... I was suprised I was able to get a group of 8 peeps all who had work or school in the morning :flipoff1:

I'd say it was def. not an A team, but a pretty decent B team for the Out House... that place is a gutteryuck factory anyhow. One of the dudes with us got a 6 for the price of 4 special ::) :o laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 I don't think Kelly remembers the last time he was in there (bach party)
 
Bones said:
'Nita's kills the outhouse in a fight.

yep but Ryan doesnt have the option since 'nitas is 21+...

Out House is DIRTY as **** :o there was some stuff goin on that's definetly not playin' by the rules.....
 
MUCHADO said:
Out House is DIRTY as **** :o there was some stuff goin on that's definetly not playin' by the rules.....
Such as... Inquiring minds want to know. :fish:
 
MUCHADO said:
Out House is DIRTY as **** :o there was some stuff goin on that's definetly not playin' by the rules.....
ha funny you should mention that loller.gif
I recognized a chick stripping at the Outhouse from KState, and she "took" care of me not to say "anything". So I just googled her name, and holyshit, shes now this radical living in Berkley, CA and working for a "PUBLIC" radio station. That damn hippie could suck a..... :eek:

I heart the Outhouse for just everything that is wrong. Last time I was there was for Kellys Bachelor party, and the toilet had overflowed, and the whole place had 2-3" of water standing it it. But no one cared, chicks still getting naked, and dudes sitting on coolers everywhere. It was TRASH!!!
 
Ha, just found more on this chick. Shits cracking me up. Wow I should have pre-screened chicks prior to relations back in the day. I found where someone described her as a "hippie barking moonbat". If I ever ran for office, i can see this being drug up as affiliation to the extreme left.

a "Hippie Barking Moonbat" what the hell is that? Doesn't sound good at all.
 
blacksheep10 said:
I don't remember any water on teh floor from bach party. Oh wait, I don't really remember any of it thumb.gif
When the strippers would back up on ya and stick their bidness up in yo' face, they'd plant their hands on the floor in the water, then come back up and wipe them on your shirt. It was disgusting. Right about that time you got the **** kicked out of you by a stipper for sticking your index finger in her balloon knot. laughing1
 
InDaShop said:
When the strippers would back up on ya and stick their bidness up in yo' face, they'd plant their hands on the floor in the water, then come back up and wipe them on your shirt. It was disgusting. Right about that time you got the **** kicked out of you by a stipper for sticking your index finger in her balloon knot. laughing1
molaugh molaugh molaugh :woody:
 
InDaShop said:
When the strippers would back up on ya and stick their bidness up in yo' face, they'd plant their hands on the floor in the water, then come back up and wipe them on your shirt. It was disgusting. Right about that time you got the **** kicked out of you by a stipper for sticking your index finger in her balloon knot. laughing1

there was a ninja from independence requesting that very motion to pop the baloon last night laughing1

my brother's ex girlfriend or girlfriend or whatever the hell she is texted me all mad... wahhh wahh... He told me last night they are broke up so what's it mattar? oh shizzay they r in high school i forgot about that drama llama
 
InDaShop said:
Thats cool, youg took him out and popped his strip club cherry. Such a good brother. :drinkers:

I think that's what brother's are for molaugh I guess I don't take things as seriously as some...

his girlfriend/ex or whatever she is...

"thanks for taking my boyfriend to a strip club i really appreciate it"

and just now

"too bad no ones ever ****ing loved you rob. maybe then you'd have a little more sense."

laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 wowza drama llama! not replying to those texts.....
 
MUCHADO said:
I think that's what brother's are for molaugh I guess I don't take things as seriously as some...

his girlfriend/ex or whatever she is...

"thanks for taking my boyfriend to a strip club i really appreciate it"

and just now

"too bad no ones ever ****ing loved you rob. maybe then you'd have a little more sense."

laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 wowza drama llama! not replying to those texts.....

Fugg that, that her love will only get you broke and fukt up, where as strippers will love you as long as you have $1 to your name! pepper.gif
 
Beyer said:
Fugg that, that her love will only get you broke and fukt up, where as strippers will love you as long as you have $1 to your name! pepper.gif

I dont play the highschool hate text game laughing1 they just keep getting better and better though...

I reply to those first two texts with one text that says: "I'm sorry, wrong number."

she says:
"good one stupid ****. its sad you have to go get creepy sluts with herpes to dance around you cause no other girl would ever want to touch you"

oh dang. there's a tear in my beer... laughing1


I go there to act a fool, not to fall in love!! I think girls get so upset about teh strippa club because of their own insecurities. fuggit we were born nekkid and some wimmins gotta feed their chitlin---might as well support single moms with my $1's!



...so I get out to my truck today and the grill has been knocked out with a baseball bat or something, the ford emblem and the trucker chick are gone. 2 big ass holes in the front and then the side panel is missing. Would be a strange coincedence if she had somethin to do with it :eek:
 
MUCHADO said:
...so I get out to my truck today and the grill has been knocked out with a baseball bat or something, the ford emblem and the trucker chick are gone. 2 big ass holes in the front and then the side panel is missing. Would be a strange coincedence if she had somethin to do with it :eek:

Dang, that beeotch is CRAZY! :eek:
 


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