My lonely ass weekend

[blacksheep10]

I might as well start up a FNLC and SNLC thread right now : michelle has to work until 10:30 tonight and is going on a bachelorette party tomorrow night. I am trying to quit drinking, so I declined to go on the bachelor party Now I have nothing to do but work in the shop sober, wtf is happening to me ??? doesn't feel like me at all

 

[CRANK1]

this thread started sucking before i reached the end of the first sentence

 

[CRANK1]

REHAB is for QUITTERS

 

[blacksheep10]

yep, its causing more and more problems in my life, so I'm going to give it a try. I am sure I'll be back in the game in a while, just right now there's a lot I need to do in the way of setting up a shop and building a house, drinking doesn't fit into that very well. Not to mention that I am on probation and if I'm caught I go back to jail.

 

[InDaShop]

Jail no bueno!

Good for you! I really really wish I could stop, and never take a nother sip. I feel like **** the next day and I'm totally worthless.
I rarely drink now but when I do, it gets ugly.

 

[Bones]

Good luck bro! Be tough with those clowns you hang out with too!

I am off to downtown to have a few, take it easy and hope to head home early and not at 1 am, $80 poorer and in a cab like last weekend.

 

[CRANK1]

you know i am just messing with you kelly, if it is preventing you from accomplishing all that you want too with your house and shop and all taking a break and getting your **** straight is a good plan. plus i am fairly confident your women will be happier and i dont even know her

 

[blacksheep10]

you are 100% correct on that last part.

 

[InDaShop]

$80 poorer and in a cab like last weekend.

And still didn't get a piece of ass :flipper:

 

[blacksheep10]

BURN

 

[Bones]

And still didn't get a piece of ass :flipper:

$60 last night. This **** has to stop. Just got home and yes I did get some ass.

 

[InDaShop]

Pics?

 

[blacksheep10]

Fug right. was it the myspace girl or her friend?

 

[Bones]

Fug right. was it the myspace girl or her friend?

Myspace girl (Kelli), which by the way I almost called you last night before heading to her place since I now have two of you in my phone

Every Friday from Memorial Day to Labor Day they have a deal downtown in a park that is a city block. $5 cover and $2 beers or $6 pitchers from 5-8ish. Got blindsided there since I did not her HER PARENTS were going to be there!! Mom already told me not to be good to her. WTF are we dating? lol Her old man is cool, we shot the **** about bikes and he has a line on an older Ninja he thought for $500 that was laid down. I will likely get that soon. Nutty though since I was damn clear i was not looking for a serious relationship anytime soon. I actually felt kinda bad for the sex, since now she might get the wrong idea and she really is a cool chick. Have to see what happens the next week or so and go from there.

Her friend Heather is something else. The other night she had the balls to tell Kelli "I think Chris likes me and not you". I do not think she knows I am 34 . She is only 23. On top of that, she is in love with Kelli's brother and he was in town last night from Chicago and is pretty damn successful for a 32 year old and he did not give her the time of day last night and I had to carry her drunk bawling ass out of the bar to get her to a friends car to get her outta there. She is pretty damn needy and apparently can't handle it when someone is not into her. Scored points for getting her outta there though.

Sorry no pics, I am not carrying my 1995 digi cam around bars thank you very much. I'll see what I can do though

I am done rambling phuckers

 

[blacksheep10]

nice, you're totally dating that chick. you already met the parents. so, when she meetin yours? sounds like keeper material, what with that kind of mentoring from mom and all

 

[InDaShop]

Mom already told me not to be good to her.

The way it read it was her mom saying this. Correct? WOW!!! Hit it like Biggio just hit his 3000th hit!
If it was your mom, then props to your mom!

And yeah can't wait for the 1st time you drunk dial the Paola Kelly and start the ramblings of a booty call!!!

 

[Bones]

Bad quote, it was better be nice to her or something like that. I forget.

Doubt I am dating her. She said she'd call me today, never heard from her and I sure as hell was not going to call. I went to Iowa City to grill with friends and hang out. I am better in this environment anyway. ;D

 

[InDaShop]

Well all kidding aside. Congrats on gettin' some!

 

[blacksheep10]

damn, you've had sex since I have. flo is flowin right now, she's not about the red shennanigans.