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[Bones]

I won't be moving in 4 months I swear! ;D

For those that care 319-651-0319 I hate sending out bulk text messages with this ****.

 

[InDaShop]

Gotcha updated! Now I officially know an "Ioweinian"

 

[Bones]

Gotcha updated! Now I officially know an "Ioweinian"

You had me at Hello.

 

[blacksheep10]

Calling you right now. . .don't be gay and not answer.

 

[Bones]

Calling you right now. . .don't be gay and not answer.

I was ghey and didn't answer. I was hangin' with some new friends and up til 6am with some girl I just met. Nothing happened, nothing spectacular

 

[InDaShop]

ABC's brotha' you need to practice your ABC's. Always Be Closing, and that means making something happen with the "some girl"
I'm msrried and living vicariously though you and you're not even getting any.

BTW, just watched some of the NEW Paola 3.0 DVD. Blacksheep dumping your bike in the garage or is that gHeyrage is damn funnayyy. "I need to get this on the street.......thump"

 

[Bones]

ABC's brotha' you need to practice your ABC's. Always Be Closing, and that means making something happen with the "some girl"
I'm msrried and living vicariously though you and you're not even getting any.

BTW, just watched some of the NEW Paola 3.0 DVD. Blacksheep dumping your bike in the garage or is that gHeyrage is damn funnayyy. "I need to get this on the street.......thump"

BAAAAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah Kelly dumping it was great. Thinking it was a motoX bike and it's a 450 bike with 6 gallons of gas up top!

I can close that deal anytime. I was not interested enough I guess. Plus I will be hanging around that crowd a lot, meeting more new people and don't want to hump the chubby chick right away and then try getting on the hot ones when I meet them. Trying to establish contacts before literally "****ing" it up. lol

When can I get 3.0? I need some humor dammit

 

[InDaShop]

Ohhhhh now you tell us she was chubby.

As for 3.0 well its in replication phase. I have the OG disk now, and need to burn several copies to send out and about. Its damn good all things considered (meaning Kelly and a pile of VCR tapes creating it). And if you dont know a sole in the whole thing you'll still laugh or just be generally disturbed. Lots of dumbassery, tits, wheeling, dumbassery, tits, wheeling, and repeat.

Muchado ain't got **** on this thing, aside from music.

 

[blacksheep10]

It would be so much better if I knew about the 4 to 5 second delay, because I was only shooting for 10 or so second clips on the short funnies. I lost the funny part on most of them, sucks. oh well, I'm no redoing that **** ever again unless all my vids are digitized and on the comp so I can sift easier

 

[Bones]

Yeah she was chubby, but the myspace chick is not. May or may not meet here. I have not heard back from her, so it could be on to the next.

 

[blacksheep10]

you can tell you are getting older and wiser. look at the future ass potential and keep it sheathed instead of taking the ass that is in front of you. then again, maybe the old adage of one in the hand and two in the bush applies here too.....

 

[InDaShop]

and kelly i went in and tried to add "Chapters" every 5 minutes so you could jump to a certain point real easy. And for some reason I couldn't get the machine to do it so its a 2 hour long 1 chapter DVD.

 

[Bones]

and kelly i went in and tried to add "Chapters" every 5 minutes so you could jump to a certain point real easy. And for some reason I couldn't get the machine to do it so its a 2 hour long 1 chapter DVD.

I will grab a cooler, place it next to couch and piss in a gallon jug then. **** pause.

 

[InDaShop]

No need, you'll piss yourself laughing so hard it wont be necessary. And Miles is up for best supporting actor.

 

[blacksheep10]

miles puking and then saying "I'm not going to vomit, show me your tits" with drool and puke hanging from his lips in nightshot is classy as ****. so is his head slammed into hard ground bach party night a week before his wedding. awesome