Re: All teh stupid R belong to P !
Alright... back on track
JRich and I head into the woods... its O'dark thirty and things are going pretty smooth. BACK to the tractor...
Its on a VERY steep , very long decend to were the buggy is. No way to get around it, it will have to be recovered. We get to it and Jrich is already nay-sayin... I cant pull backwards on this hill Ill probably have to go back out and back down to it. We decide to give it a try anyway .
I've never driven this tractor, nor have I even laid eyes on its controls..... We fumble about a good bit, Jrich being redneck as **** has the controls figured out before I know it and I put the key in. Takes a minute to get all safety's figured out ( range box in neutral, shifter in neutral ) and finally it starts. OK lets try to tug er backwards off this laid down tree that rests longways under the frontend and rearend of said tractor.
Jrich, being the hardcore recovery specialist he is , attempts several times to "yank" the tractor off the tree while I spin the behemoth dirt relocators ( rear tires... ) the gay taco loves it... ( not really ) Everytime he yanks the rear wheels of the Taco come off the ground... by the third yank, JRich is getting brave and they are coming WAY off the ground and relocating them selfs to one side upon re-joining the ground... the strap breaks laughing1 Its always something in these situations... hell might as well ruin a strap right !
