New Way for Girls to Get Drunk

BamaTJ · Jan 25, 2010

So my wife is in healthcare and heard last week from an OBGYN that the new thing going around with younger girls is soaking tampons in vodka then putting it in to get drunk. No ****, can't even make this **** up...

Bones · Jan 25, 2010

I have also heard that, but can not believe it happens....then again my ex wife smoked pot dipped in embalming fluid :****:

CHASMAN9 · Jan 25, 2010

Yah, I heard about that about 5 years ago in Californication. Some 13 year old girl staggered into an emergency room and actually died from alcohol poisoning. When they did the autopsy, they tugged on a cotton pony and waalaah, we have got ourselves one messed up horsie. I can't even make this **** up either. :****:

BamaTJ · Jan 25, 2010

Jen heard it from some co-workers last week and thought it was BS, then she was in a surgery with OBGYN doc and she said that it has become very popular for younger girls to do that and she has seen it a lot here recently. So it is true.

jrhall · Jan 25, 2010

Yea, Ive heard from other Paramedic students bout **** like this. that and shoving pills and all sorts of **** up there.

caglezxj · Jan 25, 2010

I heard along time ago of people shoving X or Roll up there ass to get it to kick in quicker. And my boss's daughter works at a pharmacy and said guys are doing it and shoving the tampons up there ass soaked in alcohol. Said that they do this so the parents can't smell alcohol on their breath.

3 tons o fun · Jan 25, 2010

We need another section calleed "Hardline Headlines" for **** like this. This is awesome by the way.

patooyee · Jan 25, 2010

I saw Baer Grylls give himself an enima one time to keep himself hydrated when all he had was scummy water that would have made him sick if he drank it. He said the colon walls do in fact absorb nutrients and that a family once survived at sea by doing this. So does that mean we can stick vodka-soaked tampons up our butts and stay lit the entire day???

J. J.

blacksheep10 · Jan 25, 2010

I knew about enemas with alcohol (champagne is what I had always heard, it goes in all by itself when shaken). Lots of AP related deaths with alky enemas. hadn't thought of this one though. damn kids are smart (stupid)

JFab · Jan 26, 2010

Yea alcohol is soo much more potent when its taken this way....you can die from alcohol poisoning with like a shot..... something about how it doesnt go through your bodies filters and what not... basically like main-lining it i guess...... either way thats messed up...... stupid kids these days.... and its only gonna get worse... by the time i have kids, there's no tellin what they'll be doin...

GONOVRIT · Jan 26, 2010

Between my wife and one of our close friends that is in surgery you guys would not believe some of the first hand account stories that come out of hospitals. Those two women have seen it all, including alcohol poisoning from the tampon dip. Its unreal how many times guys come in to get something surgically removed from their ass. Apparently once you get past a certain point your body creates suction and you can't pull your toy out. Had an 80 something yr old man in a while back that had shoved a light bulb in there and couldn't get it out. They thought he might be crazy given his age but when the doc asked him why he did it, he stated, "for sexual pleasure"

I have a years a couple years worth of insane hospital stories :****:

muchado · Jan 26, 2010

thats nuts...

BamaTJ · Jan 26, 2010

Same here, I have heard everything from a guy trying to **** a rusty piece of pipe and promptly getting his **** stuck in it and they had to call maintenenace in to cut it off very slowly as to not heat up the metal and burn him. To my favorite, a woman that was giving birth that was so fat her parents had to come over and hold her legs/fat up out of the way so her husband could have sex with her and they could concieve naturally. No ****. She told my wife this during labor.

blacksheep10 · Jan 26, 2010

Matt O. said:
a woman that was giving birth that was so fat her parents had to come over and hold her legs/fat up out of the way so her husband could have sex with her and they could concieve naturally. No ****. She told my wife this during labor.

That's hot. I don't know if I could do it with my in laws in the room, but hell, her PARENTS were there. laughing1