I may be old, married, and a dad now. But I'm out of the trailer park bitches! So **** you! 
Still driving the BMW tho.. :afro:
Josh dean. (Tacomajd) is on a mission the jerk off 12 times a day to pics of his sister, ultimately filling his prosthetic completely full of swimmers, then dumping in his beard clippings and a good ol IPA up to form his signature faggott float! Down the hatch! 
Matto is sponsoring a local meth house and sending all the money to fund Wyatt's unicorn build. They got secretly married in Reno 3 years ago.
JohnG and Hagan are actually the same person, much like Dr Jekyll and mr Hyde but instead it's just my wallet won't fit in my pocket vs I can't buy a pocket for what's in my wallet
Lowbudgetjunk. Cries like a baby anytime he sees a bulldozer in operation. Had to quit driving because of his fear of paved roads
Jrhall Cuts women's clothes off then talks them into joining his sister wife farm cult
KushCawkin. Dude. We get it........... ........ .......
Ill come up with some good ones later. 
