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Bones

Bones

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Not only that, but the entire relationship and moved out at lunch. :eek:

All for the best, but damn that's gotta suck. :afro: :woody:

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Going to KC this weekend to drink his sorrows away. Doubt it turns into a big party and it's in the far northland so you KS clowns won't likely want to show skully
 
Bones said:
Going to KC this weekend to drink his sorrows away. Doubt it turns into a big party and it's in the far northland so you KS clowns won't likely want to show skully
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laughing1 what a good friend!
 
**** drinking his sorrows away, fuvker should be happy as all hell. Seriously, one vagina for the rest of your life. WTF was he thinking in the 1st place?
 
InDaShop said:
**** drinking his sorrows away, fuvker should be happy as all hell. Seriously, one vagina for the rest of your life. WTF was he thinking in the 1st place?
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molaugh We talked for a bit last night and proceeded to get hammered drunk. I am off early Friday to sell my Honda and then I am off to KC for the weekend. Wish I knew some chicks there still. :woody:
 
Bones said:
Wish I knew some chicks there still. :woody:
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Not knowing chicks is way better. That way they've never heard of you, i.e. clean slate.

This is the point where I dub the "Phil Yeager", former Mainsail Trimmer on the America's Cup team Challenger. You love sailing, and the 32nd Americas Cup was a tough competition, but Spain was awesome. You are just chilling back home in Iowa until they announce the location of this years 33rd Americas Cup, and seeing if you can get on a team to do it again. You are a free spirit, dont like to be tied down, and love the freedom the sea provides you.

If that doesn't get you laid after the chick has had a few drinks I dont know what will. :flipoff1:
 
Just tell whoeva' the chick is you have a 10" cock. By the time she gets to where she'll see it you'll have the lights off anyway. :woody:
 
I had a situation many years ago that is a little out there. I decided on a whim to get married, two days later had it annuled, man was she pissed. It is the shortest marriage on record here in the town where i live. pepper.gif
 
InDaShop said:
Not knowing chicks is way better. That way they've never heard of you, i.e. clean slate.

This is the point where I dub the "Phil Yeager", former Mainsail Trimmer on the America's Cup team Challenger. You love sailing, and the 32nd Americas Cup was a tough competition, but Spain was awesome. You are just chilling back home in Iowa until they announce the location of this years 33rd Americas Cup, and seeing if you can get on a team to do it again. You are a free spirit, dont like to be tied down, and love the freedom the sea provides you.

If that doesn't get you laid after the chick has had a few drinks I dont know what will. :flipoff1:
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BWAHAHAHA , got damn Wyatt your killin me...

Bones would slur that whole story to death O drunk ass sailor that he is !
 
This is the point where I dub the "Phil Yeager", former Mainsail Trimmer on the America's Cup team Challenger. You love sailing, and the 32nd Americas Cup was a tough competition, but Spain was awesome. You are just chilling back home in Iowa until they announce the location of this years 33rd Americas Cup, and seeing if you can get on a team to do it again. You are a free spirit, dont like to be tied down, and love the freedom the sea provides you.

If that doesn't get you laid after the chick has had a few drinks I dont know what will. :flipoff1:
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If I a guy laid that line on my I would walk off laughing my ass off....If you do use that line it better be damn conviencing...GOOD LUCK DUDE
 
6uldv8 said:
Bones will be boring her with a sailor story in a drunken slur.......she'll be looking around wondering if anyone therte just wants to ****! molaugh
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skully I can spot chicks that are not DTF like no other. Next thing I know I am talking spring colors and at Lowes buying spackling. laughing1
 

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