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The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way..... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out 11. It takes 1st prize and 5 is runner up. And we may now know the true identity of 7.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can pr ovide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3.. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me. But he say his name was Bones.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom ..

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mi ne might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support them
 
blacksheep10 said:
Yes, I laughed at that, but the one about puking out a window and being snuck up on is great. Who pukes naked, and if they pantsed her, you would have to bust that nut quick to have her not know who it was.

Yes, that was a great visual. pepper.gif
 
Am I sick for think the penis sensation would be killer if the chick was puking at the same time? dunno
 
Thanks for the mention Wyatt. I didn't read it as it was too long and I was not bored enough today to read a page long joke. :flipoff1:

Gotta have tha secs before I can be a baby daddy.
 
InDaShop said:
Am I sick for think the penis sensation would be killer if the chick was puking at the same time? dunno
no, and if you have ever seen the movie tomcats, the scene where jake busey is talking about doing a drunk girl in a catholic school girl outfit in the back of her dad's car while she pukes is AWESOME laughing good flick. I would totally do my wife while she threw up, as long as it was from behind. if she was on top, I think the cost would outweigh the benefit thumb.gif laughing
 
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