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Our Tax System

John Galbreath Jr.

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Now this is the best explaination of how our Tax system works...


Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20', declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, 'but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!', shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, is how our tax system works.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
 
blacksheep10 said:
damn richers. we should burn lower case "t's" in thier yard for, "Time to get out of town"
They tried doing that someplace in Oklahoma. molaugh

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Fermenting away in the downstairs bathroom incase it bubbles over like it did last night :flipoff1: So far so good. It will go into the secondary in a weekish and then a couple from there into a keg and soon ready for consumption junction. :drinkers:
 
race_jeep said:
bring that chit in april hitit
Hard to haul a 5 gallon keg down on a bike, but I will see what I can do. Maybe I can bottle some of it??? I am not against it trust me, I have hauled some weird **** on a bike, just not for 800 miles.
 
blacksheep10 said:
I'm pretty sure I one of the first 4 guys. just want to extend a thank you to john, wyatt, nolen, matt and the other ballers out there for my beers. I promise not to gang up wiht the other poor fuggers like paul and beat you up :flipoff1:


X2 Thank you for the beerz :drinkers:
 
Bones said:
Hard to haul a 5 gallon keg down on a bike, but I will see what I can do. Maybe I can bottle some of it??? I am not against it trust me, I have hauled some weird **** on a bike, just not for 800 miles.

Grolsch bottles are where it is at! Yeah better bring some you bastage! :flipgotcha:
 
Bones said:
Hard to haul a 5 gallon keg down on a bike, but I will see what I can do. Maybe I can bottle some of it??? I am not against it trust me, I have hauled some weird **** on a bike, just not for 800 miles.

Hauled a 46 quart cooler full of Beers 15 miles down the Highway on the XR650L before... ;D

Big trucks and wind gust are not your friend... :o
 
2 40# bags of dog food on the KLR once. That's about my max.

Grolsh or a growler will no work to keep it carbonated that long without it being cold and not moving around. If I bottle I have to bottle, cap and all the cleaning BS. and still getting enough there for people to enjoy is going to be tough. If I can fit a keg to the bike it will be brought with a hand tapper if someone provides the bucket and the ice. Same goes for Hannibal and Attica. I might try to make Jellico also. :flipoff1: :drinkers:

I am dead ****in serious here. I will mock something up tonight and take pics. Can't be anymore wider than this setup on the KLR.

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