quicky...

[P]

This morning I rear-ended a car at some light while not really paying
attention.

Anyway the fella who was driving got out. And he was a dwarf!

He said "I'm not happy"

I said "Well, which one are you then?"

 

[under_psi]

 

[Bones]

Did ya ask him if he had a vertically challenged GF or wife for you to bang (old dream of P's)

 

[blacksheep10]

"you do...is she hot? na **** it, I'm not going to get picky on this rare of an opportunity"

 

[InDaShop]

Your cock looks so huge in the hand of a midget.