Regular day with students!

[wontwork]

Story #1 Don't have any pics of it, but my 2nd block decided to see who could chug ketchup and mustard the fastest. So 2 bottles (big) later the smallest guy in the class comes out on top, 2 couldn't hold it down, and the shop smells like mustard.


Story #2 While jumping the forklift off 1 student decides to see what it would feel liek with a 250 amp ground clamp on his nipple. So he does it. Being the good teacher that I am I make him do it again for a picture. See attached.

Story #3 We'll see what else happens today.

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[Bones]

How the hell do you get away with that these days.

 

[P]

sicko's the whole mess of em laughing1

 

[wontwork]

Update on 4th block.

One airhose up the rectom of another student.
One blown up diet coke and mentos.


Just another day at the o job.

 

[bigsilly]

How the hell do you get away with that these days.

x2 I keep thinking we will read about this shop teacher in Alabama in the national news

 

[Bones]

x2 I keep thinking we will read about this shop teacher in Alabama in the national news

Mom Dad, guess what happened in shop today......


....yer fired.

 

[wontwork]

How the hell do you get away with that these days.

It happens in every shop and classroom, not just mine. My wife comes home everyday with a new story.
Yesterday she walked in on her students talking about the proper way to give a BJ, and she teaches Jr High.

 

[Jeep CJ]

^ I am sure it was the girls giving the instructions also. Kids know way to much these days about sex. Well I guess they dont know anymore than we did we just kept it down a little lower LOL
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[wontwork]

Final thoughts for the day.

As the bell is about to ring the director walks in and talks about some general school stuff. As she is about to leave my students are in the parking lot yelling about God knows what. She turns to me and laughingly says, "How do you put up with these guys!"


Talk to ya'll tommorrow.

 

[muchado]

damnnnitman that sounds like a cool job

 

[Juan_Hong_Loe]

Where do you teach? That is awesome!

 

[blacksheep10]

dude, air hose in the ass. that can kill with an absorbed airbubble. other than that, carry on.

 

[wontwork]

Where do you teach? That is awesome!

Walker County Center of Technology.

dude, air hose in the ass. that can kill with an absorbed airbubble. other than that, carry on.

It was not inserted. I do keep the pressure turned down for a reason. Only keep it high enough to blow the dust off of there clothes.

 

[under_psi]

i keep an UNREGULATED 25# co2 tank with a 3/4" hose attached to the main valve...i use it to blow off the condenser coils on my coolers in the kitchen.....and, occasionally, the quick, loud burst of air to someones ahnoos (as BORAT would say) can't be avoided.....

sure gets a chuckle....people's backs are mostly turned b/c they are afraid someone will ask them what the capital of Thailand is................

 

[race_jeep]

It happens in every shop and classroom, not just mine. My wife comes home everyday with a new story.
Yesterday she walked in on her students talking about the proper way to give a BJ, and she teaches Jr High.

when I was there we used to make oxy/acytelene bombs in hamricks class all the time, and we blew up a couple of air bags.

 

[blacksheep10]

i keep an UNREGULATED 25# co2 tank with a 3/4" hose attached to the main valve...i use it to blow off the condenser coils on my coolers in the kitchen.....and, occasionally, the quick, loud burst of air to someones ahnoos (as BORAT would say) can't be avoided.....

sure gets a chuckle....people's backs are mostly turned b/c they are afraid someone will ask them what the capital of Thailand is................

can't get em in the front, blow a breeze up the back

 

[Deep South]

fo shizzle, I can see WCCT out my office window ;D

I went there in the 80's when mullets ruled and kids smoked on the bus laughing1