Ni4x4
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The Boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to Jack or Mary. It was an impossible decision as they were both excellent employees. rather than flip a coin he decided to fire the first one that used the water cooler.
Mary came in the next morning with a raging hangover from a work party and went ot he cooler to take a couple of asprin.
The boss approached her and said "Mary, I have never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she said... "I feel like poop"
Management decision:
Fire Jack and talk to Mary when she feels better.
Sam
Mary came in the next morning with a raging hangover from a work party and went ot he cooler to take a couple of asprin.
The boss approached her and said "Mary, I have never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she said... "I feel like poop"
Management decision:
Fire Jack and talk to Mary when she feels better.
Sam
