Skinny Jeans

patooyee · Oct 30, 2013

Am I the only one who thinks that the skinny jean trend with kids these days is about the least flattering piece of clothing you could possibly put on a human body? I even know hot chicks with great legs and butts who can't look good in a pair of skinny jeans. I have yet to see anyone who looks good in them.

And don't even get me started on dudes who wear them. I think if a dude wears skinny jeans he should be castrated and his nuts given to a less fortunate man who knows better than to wear those things.

I'm not a fashionista at all. In general I don't give a **** what people wear. I have taken my trash out to the curb in just my boxers in my neighborhood. But this skinny jeans trend has got to stop!

TacomaJD · Oct 30, 2013

I've put on worse articles of clothing than skinny jeans......but not in public :****:

bad80cj · Oct 30, 2013

TacomaJD said:
I've put on worse articles of clothing than skinny jeans......but not in public :****:

FREAK

patooyee · Oct 30, 2013

TacomaJD said:
....but not in public :****:

That's kind of my point. Keep skinny jeans out of the public!

bushhog750 · Oct 30, 2013

My daughters got some for christmas from their bitch aunt that lives in New York and I guess they are cool or in fashion there. They wore them once... When they put them in the laundry to be washed I threw them away. I hate them. Any dude that wears them needs his ass whipped before he thinks about wearing them again.

jwilson645 · Oct 30, 2013

The ultimate oxymoron.........Fat chicks in skinny jeans

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patooyee · Oct 30, 2013

jpony645 said:
The ultimate oxymoron.........Fat chicks in skinny jeans uke:

What about the fat dudes????

uke:

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I have a fat male employee who ONLY wears skinny jeans.

uke:

bad80cj · Oct 30, 2013

patooyee said:
What about the fat dudes???? uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:

I have a fat male employee who ONLY wears skinny jeans. uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:

he's a fag!

patooyee · Oct 30, 2013

bad80cj said:
he's a fag!

I used to think so until I found out that he was dating one of the cuter chicks on my staff. She also ONLY wears skinny jeans, which detracts from her overall attractiveness.

TacomaJD · Oct 30, 2013

What happens when you get a boner in public wearing skinny jeans :dunno:

patooyee · Oct 30, 2013

TacomaJD said:
What happens when you get a boner in public wearing skinny jeans

They tear.

InDaShop · Oct 30, 2013

My wife bought me several pairs of Gap jeans and one of them was a pair of skinnys. She didnt know, she just picked out my size out of the pile.
OMG I put them on and about puked at myself. No place in universe for them.

TacomaJD · Oct 30, 2013

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Damn, I'd have to get in good with someone who could sew really good. I gets teh public erections all the time....especially when I see Brock's mom!

muddinmetal · Oct 30, 2013

patooyee said:
They tear.

TUCK, TUCK, GOOCH

crawlin85cj · Oct 30, 2013

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As a bachelor I absolutely can't stand chicks in skinny jeans. Absolutely not attractive even on a hot chick. I automatically assume she is a mega bitch and move on. Hell I guess I might have walked in my next ex wife by now.

Sawzall · Oct 30, 2013

I think that the prison bitch pants, (bustin a sag) are the worst. They might need to look up the origin of the trend before they go out trolling.

FM5332FF · Oct 30, 2013

It is the worst when they sag the skinny jeans. It screams homo

pogue422 · Oct 30, 2013

TacomaJD said:
What happens when you get a boner in public wearing skinny jeans

You tell the other guy wearing skinny jeans to let go of your Weener

kmcminn · Oct 30, 2013

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crawlin85cj said:
As a bachelor I absolutely can't stand chicks in skinny jeans. Absolutely not attractive even on a hot chick. I automatically assume she is a mega bitch and move on. Hell I guess I might have walked in my next ex wife by now.

Bachelor. ****,you probably get your pick of the ***** ( I don't know you, just a guess). Slicer of the roast beef.