So you're in Home Depot as a zombie attack begins

[vanguard]

I saw this on another forum and it looked like fun. What's your game plan for a zombie attack in home depot? I'll start.

My first thought was to grab a chainsaw but I don't think they have any gasoline to run it. My next idea was to grab a nail gun, air compressor, and start shooting but I don't think that will do the trick against a serious zombie attack. At this point I'm reduced to getting a broom handle and climbing the lumber rack, and poking at them as they chase me. I know I won't last long like that. Somebody help me with a better game plan.

 

[6uldv8]

I'd just leave.

That's what I do when I go to Walmart late at night and see nothing but zombies.

 

[muchado]

I'd say "damn I thought that vanguard guy was a ****in wierdo for postin' that **** on hardline----but looks like he was right"....

 

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?WTF?

 

[muchado]

?WTF?

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[Bones]

If only i was a moderator for a day

 

[vanguard]

I have a new battle plan.


Choke out the nearest home depot employee and steal his smock. While wearing that the zombies will leave me alone.

Professional courtesy. ;D

 

[3 tons o fun]

Believe it or not I actually have a survival guide for zombies. It tells what happens to a human as they transform into a zombie. Whats going on in thier head and stuff. The diffrent types of zombies. Their weaknesses. Which weapons are the best for diffrent situations. How to set up a bunker. Stuff like that.






















It really funny too. Its setup all serious like. But you see the humor in it.

 

[wngrog]

Stay in the luber isles....climb high, heave wood as needed. After they kill all you other lame-asses, I will be able to squish them in-mass by pushing banded pallets off on their seeping skulls.

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Easy, just piss of the ninjas, sic them on the zombies, sell tickets to the messicans, retire early.

 

[Deep South]

Commercial wood chipper

 

[Juan_Hong_Loe]

I'm all over this. Go to the paint aisle, get laquer thinner or something flammable, run to the garden section and get chainsaw, fug it trow it in there and go for as long as it will go. then throw the flammable liquid on them and light them bastards up! Remember zombies are slow so take advantage of that. Get a machette and go to town after the zombie torches. Make way to the compressors and nail guns with more flammable liquid and do like Vanguard said. Tag some ass! Don't forrget they have self check out now too. So as you are doing all of this you can be doing your shopping and checking out as you run by.

 

[vanguard]

I'm all over this. Go to the paint aisle, get laquer thinner or something flammable, run to the garden section and get chainsaw, fug it trow it in there and go for as long as it will go. then throw the flammable liquid on them and light them bastards up! Remember zombies are slow so take advantage of that. Get a machette and go to town after the zombie torches. Make way to the compressors and nail guns with more flammable liquid and do like Vanguard said. Tag some ass! Don't forrget they have self check out now too. So as you are doing all of this you can be doing your shopping and checking out as you run by.

FAWESOME!

Now I have a plan.

 

[6uldv8]

Be a real warrior dammit! Go to the paint department and spray yourself zombie colors. It's covert operations...first you blend....then kill from within!

 

[muchado]

I would rob the registers of all $1 bills and precede to make it rain on them hoes pepper.gif

 

[InDaShop]

Muratic acid bombs! Grab jugs of acid, and a roll of aluminum foil. BOOYAAAAA!!!!!

Aircompressor, knock the regulator off and put a lever handle on the hose. Add a piece of copperpipe to the level handle, and drop 1/2 all-thread down the copper tube. Hit the air and you'll be spearing zombies. toss in a handful of nuts and hit the air. That **** would be a Macgyver street sweeper.

Setup fireextinguishers, knock the ends off and chuck them for distraction and cover.

Circular saw blades tossed like frisbees do some damage for hand to hand.

Electric Pressure washer, muratic acid in that bitch!!! Or clorox, or paint thinner/mineral spirits and light it off flame thrower style.

Setup a shock trap in lighting. Live wires on the ground (maybe a welder), lure them down that aisle, and drop some water on their ass. ZAP!

Grage door openers setup as booby trap snares.

Catch them with BAr & Chain oil, and light it up.

I mean I can go on and on.

 

[Juan_Hong_Loe]

Muratic acid bombs! Grab jugs of acid, and a roll of aluminum foil. BOOYAAAAA!!!!!

Aircompressor, knock the regulator off and put a lever handle on the hose. Add a piece of copperpipe to the level handle, and drop 1/2 all-thread down the copper tube. Hit the air and you'll be spearing zombies. toss in a handful of nuts and hit the air. That **** would be a Macgyver street sweeper.

Setup fireextinguishers, knock the ends off and chuck them for distraction and cover.

Circular saw blades tossed like frisbees do some damage for hand to hand.

Electric Pressure washer, muratic acid in that bitch!!! Or clorox, or paint thinner/mineral spirits and light it off flame thrower style.

Setup a shock trap in lighting. Live wires on the ground (maybe a welder), lure them down that aisle, and drop some water on their ass. ZAP!

Grage door openers setup as booby trap snares.

Catch them with BAr & Chain oil, and light it up.

I mean I can go on and on.

I could have too but decided to stop. I have been thinking about this all day! I'm getting a checklist of place that zombies might attack so I can be prepared.

 

[braves10and22]

I could have too but decided to stop. I have been thinking about this all day! I'm getting a checklist of place that zombies might attack so I can be prepared.

Haven't you seen Dawn of the Dead? They're gonna go to the mall...

 

[blacksheep10]

wow, I just read that whole post. and now I have topped it