Some Iowa fashion for ya

[Bones]

Sweet fancy moses. Went to a concert Friday and this drunk dipshit was near us and bumping his hip into random chicks, this one inparticular. I could not take my eyes off this atrocity.

Me and said dunk dipshit, tall boys are VERY popular here... dunno

The chick (I notice a wedding ring)

TUCK THAT SWEATER IN HONEY....YEAH THAAAAT'S IT. NIOCE

 

[braves10and22]

She did that so you could check out her ass in those SA-WEET mom jeans!

 

[Bones]

She did that so you could check out her ass in those SA-WEET mom jeans!

Stonewashed w/out pockets would have sooo had me going fist ta cuffs with budwieser boy for a shot and her. pepper.gif