Hell yeah! You got a number? 
Here's another-
Hometown recruiting, after basic and AIT, you go home and recruit for 15 days, vacation 15 days. They send us to the adult high school where I start getting hit on by these 2 chicks. One is supermodel hot, the other is an average thick chick, but kinda ugly. I ask em to come party with me and a buddy after school, they agree. We hit the liquor store and come back right as they show up. I mix 4 screwdrivers, 2 with a 90/10 ratio for them (to lower the hot one's standards), 2 with a 10/90 for us (for no whiskey ****). The hot one sits down with the drink, takes a sip, and says, "So, are we gonna **** or what?" I say hell yeah, and the girls go into Jimmy's bedroom and the hot one starts going down on ol' ugly. I'm enjoying the show, then realize I'm the ONLY one enjoying the show. I poke my head around the corner and Jimmy is taking shots of Jack like it's the Civil War and someone is coming to saw his leg off. I tell him to come look, and get the hang on sign followed by another shot. I go in there and hot one MAKES me **** ol'ugly while she keeps doing **** to her. I get a nut and keep on plowing (hot one won't let me stop), and Jimmy finally staggers in and tries to worm wet spaghetti into the back of the hot one. I ended up having to **** em both. Turns out, probably should have worn a rubber with the hot one, she had a knife scar on her leg that said "WHORE" at about 2"x6" and DEEP.
After I let the air out of em about twice a piece, hot one wants to wrestle me on a wager. I win, I get to plow her balloon knot. She wins, she fingers mine. I am pretty confident in my wrestling skills so I agree. I immediately put her down and she says she wasn't ready. I give her another shot, this time I ask, "Are you ready? You sure? Ready?" Then drop her again. She didn't even try. I think she wanted me to slay her turd cutter. And that's about the craziest sex story I have. I think...
