I was in Fire Fighter II and we had a rookie in Fire Fighter I, as a general rule we gave them a hard time, one particular rookie had a girlfriend just under twenty. Everyone was nice to her she had a perfect athletes body, blonde, and a decent rack. Rookie used to get pissed when we would pass and say hey or hello to her or when anyone else would look at her.

Time passes and he starts treating her like **** and I was shaking my head but she kept taking it. Well time passes and she gets tired of it started texting me and I started replying. All the while the fat rookie is fuming calling me when she is late, not home, ect so I figured well why not.

Ended up getting picked up by her one night from the fire hall, I had her drive as I had been drinking, I got fat rookie blowing my phone, my fellow fire fighters from my hall, instructor calling, and wife wondering where I am. The guys knew where I was and what I was doing my instructor was wondering why my truck was parked at the fire hall and all the beer in the bed and no sight of me.

Well we went to the family cabin that my family used to have I was about to go down on this girl but she had one of the worse smelling vages I have ever had the displeasure to smell. I ended up just screwing her and blowing my load on her face my phone had twenty missed calls or texts.

I had a coworker under another supervisor, I was in supervision myself, who had a crush on me from when I swam in competition time passes we get to talking as I got to know where I knew her from. Well she still wanted to have a go and I didn't much care. I decided to screw her one morning so I met her behind a Church on a Monday morning, figure nobody's gonna be there right. Wrong I'm just about to finish and here comes five people out of the youth building we are screwing behind I finished in the nick of time as I start telling her go go go. Here we go both half dressed climbing from the back of her suv as people are getting within ten feet. I give her this she knew how to leave the scene...... As she fish tailed through the parking lot......

Months later she rolled her suv leaving the cabin as her husband called threatened divorce and not seeing her kids but even after that she still wouldn't leave but I wouldn't be alive as one night I was passed out drunk at cabin and the fireplace caught a wall on fire. She brought me to by repeatedly slamming a Wild Turkey bottle in my head......

I don't talk about the "glory day's" much any more I was a fire fighter in a former life and nearly made it to a paid position but failed out my EMT course drunk. I have many tales and many moments looking back and laughing wondering how in the heck was I not shot by a angry husband or catch AIDS.....