Bones
That Guy
Funny site, I waste many minutes on it lately.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.
(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(205): he is ****ing friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.
(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(205): he is ****ing friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
