The Black Sheep is LOADED...

[muchado]

Oh yea 5:30pm, the sheep is loaded up, Kelly's in the shower rubbin one out and we'll be on the way...

...had to fill up and load a buncha **** so of course... we're on Kansas time laughing1

We shouldn't have to make any fuel stops we b loaded down with tons of Biodiesel...

...and Heath bailed so we're pullin' just Kelly's

See u fuggers en la manana. I will keep posted VIA crackberry from on the road...

 

[Speeding]

Well, I guess Heath is gay. That is all. See you guys in the mornin'. I'm rolling outta my driveway right now towards the park. 8)

 

[InDaShop]

have a safe drive, noooooo tickets for Miles!

 

[Bones]

Damn I was I was going!! Have fun you faggots

 

[InDaShop]

Just talked to them, they were on the otherside of Springfield and Miles was going to get another ticket. : But Rob volunteered to blow the trooper so they are all good.

 

[InDaShop]

turns out Rob didnt have to blow the Statie but Kelly had to give him a handie.

 

[BamaTJ]

Be careful boys, don't have that trailer fall off or get 10 blowouts in the process. See you boys tommorrow!

 

[Bones]

They are past Springfield and Rob is blowing while Kelly drinks. Sounds like a great road trip to me. Here I am stuck solo with ronalds sister in the basement trying to figure out how to pay rent.

 

[bigsilly]

Here I am stuck solo with ronalds sister between my legs polishing my knob to pay rent.

Fixed

 

[Bones]

Da bitch left!!!! How am I 'pos ta live up to y'alls expectations when she is avoiding me? I thought we had something?? :'(

 

[drycreekjeep]

WELL F!CK!!!!!!!

 

[muchado]

Just dropped the team effort double deuce in the womens restroom... Kelly and I slam open the door into some fat lady and her daughter... much to her dismay I left a stink loaf floating... awaiting the next contestant...


Lucky her, I herd her shreik of excitement from the counter as I was paying for my drank...



... About an hour from springfield right now.

 

[blacksheep10]

that was awesome. we go into the mens both in dire need of a hole to fill with rancid brown matter from the weekend of grease at the mom and pops. dude in the handicrapper, only a 1 holer. I look at rob and he's already spinning on his heel and headed out. I think "womens". he did too. we barged in, 2 holer. score. empty. score. we did the group poop action and got it done quick. mine was auto flush. rob's, not so much. we both washed our hands and barged out only to run head into this mammoth woman with 10 yo girl in tow. beeline for the drink cooler while she holds the door open and has this look of disgust on. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard about something crap related

 

[BamaTJ]

That **** is funny!

 

[P]

That **** is funny!

Pun intended laughing1

 

[bigsilly]

Every time I look at this thread title I expect to see a picture of Kelly passed out drunk ;D

 

[CheapJ7]

Every time I look at this thread title I expect to see a picture of Kelly passed out drunk ;D

Kelly was passed out from Life.. He didn't even need alcohol..
Sat evenin that guy looked rough...

 

[muchado]

That trip was a suicide mission... last night I was seeing double driving we got back at 2:00 on the dot at Kelly's.. just shy of 14 hour drive. We figured it to be about 2:1 drive time to wheelin' ratio Sat was good times.


I'm hurtin! Got the day off today and it's rainy/hail... GREAT :




Definetly worth it.




BTW no tickets for Kelly or Rob... That would explain the 14 hours neither of us want to spend the $$ on tickets. laughing1

 

[CheapJ7]

Glad to see you guys made it... Def. good times this weekend...

 

[muchado]

Glad to see you guys made it... Def. good times this weekend...

ya man good finally meetin you mang