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Blacksheep and I have both discussed this one. 

Summer time, welding in shorts and flipflops thats just how we do it. 

You get under a car/truck/tractor/rig sitting on your ass w/ arms resting on your knees to steady the stinger over your head.....and BAM a molten ball of nut burning havoc drops out of the puddle.  Your shorts now inverted up and open, act like a catchers mitt for this bullet of burning fury.  Then the inseam of your shorts forms this nice super highway with a final destination of your sack, taint and anus.

The fury hauls ass down your shorts like a japanese bullet train, when it slams into your scrot, you will jump/scurry/scream/smack your head/punch your junk/and generally retard it up for a solid amount of time. 

Burnt pubs, blistered beanbag, holes in your underwear, and generally crushed manhood make ya walk funny for a few days, and reconsider ever picking up a stinger again.


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