Trail rig manifesto

[SeaRubi]

ok kids, keep it clean and above the belt ... :flipoff:

• Emulsion shocks NOT reservoir shocks
• shock bushings NOT shock heims
• oil shocks NOT air shocks
• rubber bumpstops NOT even more shocks
• TRE's NOT spherical rod ends / heims
• suspension links use bushings NOT spin-infinity joints (we're not building a robot here)
• steering dampeners NOT hydro rams
• 33's NOT 43's
• RBI scores NOT RTI scores
• MIG NOT TIG
• 100ft+ cable NOT 50ft of pretend cable
• winch out NOT throttle out
• spare tire NOT spare attitude
• trailed NOT trailered
• *** body panels NOT ... uhhh, nevermind this one! *** :flipoff:
• oil changes NOT 50 line laundry list before next "shakedown"
• roll bars NOT roll overs
• challenge on trail NOT boredom
• kinetic straps NOT limiting straps
• appreciate nature NOT assault nature
• Creedance NOT metal
• views NOT bruises
• spouse humping NOT rig humping
• rustoleum NOT purple ano
• galvy NOT stainless
• Ray Bans NOT ski goggles

:clappy::corn::corn:

 

[JPFREAK]

Hmmmm, where's the pic of this retro rig?

 

[KarlVP]

Spouse Humping NOT Rig HUmping?

I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, Bob.

 

[Bunk1]

You forgot a couple...

. Coilovers NOT leafsprings
. Fuel injection NOT carberator(Them things are soo ancient i forgot how to spell the word)

 

[PORTER]

Dont forget Hardcore wheelers NOT web wheelers..:flipoff: :corn:

 

[Not Jobless]

• Jeep NOT truggy
• Built NOT booty fabbed

 

[Jaydog]

• Jeep NOT truggy
• Built NOT booty fabbed

Also

• Built not bought

 

[skrause]

• Jeep NOT truggy
  

Toyota NOT Heep :flipoff:

 

[JD EVANS]

that list is so gay i am speech less, almost, suck it!

 

[Alpine4x4]

Toyota NOT Heep :flipoff:

damn ya beat me to it:flipoff:

 

[stompinjab1]

It's a street rig NOT a wheeler:flipoff:

 

[no excuses]

Dont forget Hardcore wheelers NOT web wheelers..:flipoff: :corn:

cannot find to many on this board:flipoff: :haha: :haha:

 

[pokey]

ok kids, keep it clean and above the belt ... :flipoff:

• Emulsion shocks NOT reservoir shocks
• shock bushings NOT shock heims
• oil shocks NOT air shocks
• rubber bumpstops NOT even more shocks
• TRE's NOT spherical rod ends / heims
• suspension links use bushings NOT spin-infinity joints (we're not building a robot here)
• steering dampeners NOT hydro rams
• 33's NOT 43's
• RBI scores NOT RTI scores
• MIG NOT TIG
• 100ft+ cable NOT 50ft of pretend cable
• winch out NOT throttle out
• spare tire NOT spare attitude
• trailed NOT trailered
• *** body panels NOT ... uhhh, nevermind this one! *** :flipoff:
• oil changes NOT 50 line laundry list before next "shakedown"
• roll bars NOT roll overs
• challenge on trail NOT boredom
• kinetic straps NOT limiting straps
• appreciate nature NOT assault nature
• Creedance NOT metal
• views NOT bruises
• spouse humping NOT rig humping
• rustoleum NOT purple ano
• galvy NOT stainless
• Ray Bans NOT ski goggles

:clappy::corn::corn:

hell yea:cheer: :cheer: sounds like a rig that has to be driven by a driver that knows what their doing. Not a point and shoot uggy

 

[PORTER]

Whats a uggy there little man.:flipoff:

 

[pokey]

Whats a uggy there little man.:flipoff:

buggy , truggy , juggy = uggy:redneck: damn man took you a whole 5 minutes yer getting slow in your old age:wheelchair:

BTW wheres that application anyway:booo:

 

[stompinjab1]

hell yea:cheer: :cheer: sounds like a rig that has to be driven by a driver that knows what their doing. Not a point and shoot uggy

It dosen't matter what you drive. It's not all point and shoot in a buggy. If your a tard that can't drive. Your a tard that can't drive in a buggy. It just gives you more options then just driveing down dirt roads and makeing go arounds.

 

[pokey]

It dosen't matter what you drive. It's not all point and shoot in a buggy. If your a tard that can't drive. Your a tard that can't drive in a buggy. It just gives you more options then just driveing down dirt roads and makeing go arounds.

yea i agree but you cant drive a buggy on dirt roads (at least not legaly):stirpot:

 

[PORTER]

yea i agree but you cant drive a buggy on dirt roads (at least not legaly):stirpot:

Wa, Wa, you cant drive your Heep where we can go either.:flipoff:

 

[pokey]

Wa, Wa, you cant drive get Heep where we can go either.:flipoff:

whoa 3 minutes Im impressed:cheer: you would be suprised where the jeep has been and not rolled over on its lid doing it:haha: :haha:

 

[Bunk1]

you would be suprised where the jeep has been and not rolled over on its lid doing it:haha: :haha:

Well stay where its been so ya dont roll on yer lid. That would be bad.