Work poopies, do you stop when someone walks in?

[Bones]

Walked in to take a leak and heard a devastating colon explosion and then nuttin the whole time I am pee peeing. I wash up, do a fake exit and off he went again. laughing

I'm guilty, I gots respect for my colleagues.

 

[6uldv8]

Don't wanna brag but I got a private potty.........if someone walks in on me there really is a problem!

 

[Bones]

Don't wanna brag but I got a private potty.........if someone walks in on me there really is a problem!

You can't hide money

 

[P]

TECH............

 

[muchado]

I got a thing about not shittin at work.... If I know I gotta **** I will drive the 5 miles home and drop a deuce here... There are 3 cramped restrooms for 400 employees at our place and there's always someone shittin' in there(2 stalls 1 urinal)......You get in there and there's already some dude pretending to be paul bunjon stannkin the biatch up... Not a big fan... My dad works at same place and he will drive home to drop a deuce as well... fawk all of that noise. I'll **** prettymuch anywhere(even a fraternity doorstep in college) cept at work.

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

I got a thing about not shittin at work....

You ain't right

 

[Bones]

I love shittin on the clock. It's my white way of "stickin it to tha man"

 

[wontwork]

I don't **** at work anymore.

Students F to much up when I am gone for short periods of time.

But there is nothing like taking a good one on the side of the hall rode while several tons of coal is coming by you make your ass dusty.

 

[Bones]

I like to take two-zi's with my chino's off. - SCRUBS laughing

 

[P]

I love shittin on the clock. It's my white way of "stickin it to tha man"

 

[Bones]

back at cha bro

 

[Zukini]

I'm not scared to drop a deuce at work. However I do get stage fright when someone walks in. If I had Messican or Chinese buffet the night before then there is no stage fright.

I will say there is nothing like home field advantage at the house......................

 

[Bones]

Messican and Chinese are out the back door in 24.21 minutes after consumption.

 

[blacksheep10]

blueberry pancakes at the corner restaraunt are total evac within 1/2 hour. some other as well. I get to work on job sites. sometimes I can slip off into the trees, but when you're at 39th an dbroadway, kind of have to use the porta dunno (we need a puking smiley)

 

[P]

blueberry pancakes at the corner restaraunt are total evac within 1/2 hour. some other as well. I get to work on job sites. sometimes I can slip off into the trees, but when you're at 39th an dbroadway, kind of have to use the porta dunno (we need a puking smiley)

I wont even publically admit the things Ive done in a port-o-plop

 

[Bones]

I wont even publically admit the things Ive done in a port-o-plop

But will on a bulletin board read by tens of dozens of people?

 

[blacksheep10]

jacked off in one, right?