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money_pit_yj

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I'm sitting at my sales counter while the shop manager goes to eat and a fat guy sits downi n the chair behind the counter and starts eating some kind of hard candy and slurping a coke. It is driving me out of my freaking mind!!!!! The dude sounds like he has sleep apnea while he is wide awake and on top of that is slurping his coke and sucking his hard candy so loud I can't hear anything else. I despise hearing people chew/eat. It is freaking horrible. I just wanted to vent before I punched him. I would seriously rather hear a dentist drill or nails on a chalkboard than listen to a person eat!
 
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money_pit_yj said:
I'm sitting at my sales counter while the shop manager goes to eat and a fat guy sits downi n the chair behind the counter and starts eating some kind of hard candy and slurping a coke. It is driving me out of my freaking mind!!!!! The dude sounds like he has sleep apnea while he is wide awake and on top of that is slurping his coke and sucking his hard candy so loud I can't hear anything else. I despise hearing people chew/eat. It is freaking horrible. I just wanted to vent before I punched him. I would seriously rather hear a dentist drill or nails on a chalkboard than listen to a person eat!

You sound like my mom :****:
 
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money_pit_yj said:
We talk about that all the time.

Yeah so I'm not real good at the mom jokes, most of the time they aren't funny and I feel bad about it cause I'm a mama's boy. Sorry. Welcome back. I'm to freaking nice :dunno:
 
I can't stand it easier, not sure why, almost as bad as sucking spaghetti up in a restaurant. Ya I've done it before at home but not in public :wtflol:
 
I just got off the phone with Merchant Services about my credit card POS. Thought I was going to have to call 911 to the dude on the other end of the phone, I could hear every breath he took while trying to talk to me. I could not concentrate on business because it was annoying the crap out of me. RTR

Welcome back scale squeezer
 
i'm the same damn way. It freaking drives me insane with someone smacking and **** while eating. I have literally punched my old roommate over it. That sob smacked so loud I would have to leave the room. Or someone getting out of breath while eating... If your fat enough to get out of breath trying to eat gawd damn stop eating. You'll do everyone else and favor and maybe help feed the starving kids in Africa or anywhere else. close your mouth while chewing or :gtfo:
 
Hate hate hate the sound the grinder makes on my teeth all while my jaw vibrates from said grinder. Worse thing in the world to me.
 
My dad does both. He talks while eating, describing the food. I want to punch babies when he does it. It's hard to explain, but I'll try-

Smack-smack-hard nasal exhale-"Is there cinnamon in this?"-smack smack-hard nasal exhale-smack-smack-" Mike, you gotta try this!"-hard nasal exhale

Just thinking about it makes me want to change my last name.
 
5BrothersFabrication said:
My dad does both. He talks while eating, describing the food. I want to punch babies when he does it.

I shot coffee out my nose when I read that. Punch babies...damn that's hardcore... LOL
 
5BrothersFabrication said:
My dad does both. He talks while eating, describing the food. I want to punch babies when he does it. It's hard to explain, but I'll try-

Smack-smack-hard nasal exhale-"Is there cinnamon in this?"-smack smack-hard nasal exhale-smack-smack-" Mike, you gotta try this!"-hard nasal exhale

Just thinking about it makes me want to change my last name.

:rolf: :rolf: molaugh molaugh molaugh :rolf: :rolf:

Knowing your dad I can picture it. Blakes dad is bad for it too.
 

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