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muchado

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Anyone got a drama Llama they can sell me??? **** piling up deep 'round here with friends and fiances pepper.gif and ex girlfriends pepper.gif and friend's sisters pepper.gif...HOLY SMOKES!! :dunno: laughing1


Weekend of drama just makin' me sit back and laugh laughing1 Glad I'm not involved in any of that molaugh


So when does teh drama stop??? What age can I look forward to all that **** bein gone?!!?!
 
P said:
HAHAH... they are fuggin female, the drama never ends no matter what age ! laughing1
Not a chance it will end.

I have went several weekends with my boys in P-town, Alabama, north KC, etc. I don't think once anyone got pissed at each other. Enter in a vagina and all hell breaks loose with complaining, when are you gonna be home, you got a lap dance, etc. It's such bullshit I wish P would just marry me and we could share tools/toys and fight over who gets to use the plasma table, etc. Elton John can do it.... :dunno:
 
Man question...

Is dating a chick that ur friend was engaged to wrong?? He broke it off to get with our friend's sister--yea pretty ****ed up... If not, how long is the man-card grace period? laughing1 :dunno:

Also, is it a man-card violation to not ask---or do you need to ask before anything happens with said ex fiance?? laughing1 I'm not trying anything right now, but I girl has been a good friend for some time and would definetly date her in the future if I wasn't violating man-laws.
 
MUCHADO said:
Man question...

Is dating a chick that ur friend was engaged to(he broke it off to get with our friend's sister) wrong?? If not, how long is the man-card grace period? laughing1 :dunno:

Also, is it a man-card violation to not ask---or do you need to ask before anything happens with said ex fiance?? laughing1 I'm not trying anything right now, but I girl has been a good friend for some time and would definetly date her in the future if I wasn't violating man-laws.

If he broke it off, immediately. If she broke it off, longer, especelly if he is trying to get it back together.


Hit it yet :flipoff1:
 
John Galbreath Jr. said:
If he broke it off, immediately. If she broke it off, longer, especelly if he is trying to get it back together.


Hit it yet :flipoff1:

He broke it off, next day is nailing our friend's sister.

She never saw it coming, none of us did. He talked to me 2 weeks before at friend's party sayin "i bet i could hit that" and I said "whatever, you got somethin good now, dont **** it up"... **** exploded he said "we better not get married---you should move out"...Then went on a 2 week binge of monster N goose. Got a new tattoo, tons of drinking/driving even got pulled over and refused to blow. Haven't seen him without new chick with him since. Crazy ****---he's 25 acting like he's 19 again.

I haven't hit anything. She moved temporarily in with her parents in Ohio and may be back for UMKC, she dropped this semester because it was a total shocker and couldn't afford a place on her own---and was basically tossed out. Been talking to her alot but I'm not trying anything. Cool chick though it's too bad my buddy had to be an asshole just to bang a slut---I guess at least he didnt cheat on her. Crazy ****. He's divorced once already at 25 and said he better do it now break off engagement before he ends up divorced twice.
 
I only wish I had your problems Rob.

Meanwhile I have a fat redhead living in my basement "trying to find a place to live" while i give it to her friend upstairs nightly. It lost it's cool factor a couple months ago. molaugh
 
Bones said:
I only wish I had your problems Rob.

Meanwhile I have a fat redhead living in my basement "trying to find a place to live" while i give it to her friend upstairs nightly. It lost it's cool factor a couple months ago. molaugh

ur **** cracks me up!

Meanwhile my roommate is off buyin the plan B pill because he was 2 drunk to poke the baloon-knot sat nite and instead burp'd some baby batter in the fertility slot of some random betty
 
MUCHADO said:
ur **** cracks me up!

Meanwhile my roommate is off buyin the plan B pill because he was 2 drunk to poke the baloon-knot sat nite and instead burp'd some baby batter in the fertility slot of some random betty
I'd rather have my problems I guess.
 
Damn...ya'll make NOT miss my single days!!

I'd blow the **** up if I had to deal with some of this ****.
 
Bones said:
I'd rather get ronnie preggo I guess.


:flipoff1:

Draco said:
Damn...ya'll make NOT miss my single days!!

I'd blow the **** up if I had to deal with some of this ****.

Usually no drama---single life is great... Just recently **** hit the fan I guess ::) funny I forgot to mention random betty baloon knot is another friend's ex-g/f... all sortsa Maury Povich **** goin down laughing1 laughing1 laughing1
 
Meanwhile my roommate is off buyin the plan B pill because he was 2 drunk to poke the baloon-knot sat nite and instead burp'd some baby batter in the fertility slot of some random betty


I usually think for 47 that I keep up with the lingo and times pretty well but sometimes you guys just kill me! I just wish I could remember half this **** so I could use it in conversation some time. Not sure what conversation that would be but what the hell...I'll bring it in to a conversation!

And....FYI....at 47 I can tell you the drama still hasn't slowed down....always something or someone ****ing with ya. thumb.gif
 
6uldv8 said:
I usually think for 47 that I keep up with the lingo and times pretty well but sometimes you guys just kill me! I just wish I could remember half this **** so I could use it in conversation some time. Not sure what conversation that would be but what the hell...I'll bring it in to a conversation!


X ELEVENTY BIZILLION. Not the drama, just the smack kills me. molaugh molaugh molaugh
 
InDaShop said:
You get your grill replaced? :flipoff1:

Got the new center, still looking for a trucker chick and my pass side scoop... $10 from some dude from CL but cost me a trip to Liberty and $40 at the Argosy on the way home laughing1 Shoulda stopped at +$150 when I rolled deep on the quarter slot laughing1

Crazy chick blew my phone up Sat night and I guess this morning she called my dad---bwah... teh drammage
 
MUCHADO said:
Meanwhile my roommate is off buyin the plan B pill because he was 2 drunk to poke the baloon-knot sat nite and instead burp'd some baby batter in the fertility slot of some random betty

That's some funny **** right there! molaugh
 
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