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Re: http://nomarriage.com/

the nomarriage site is pretty damn funny wyatt. hope all is well :flipoff1:
 
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Thats some good ****! I had to add the links to my facebook! Just so my exwife can see them! ahahaha :drinkers: :woody: :drinkers:
 
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As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.
 
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blacksheep10 said:
. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.


Dayum, save the 45 years old, Wyatt is fawked !! :eek:
 
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blacksheep10 said:
As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

Damn Kelly, your the Nostradamus of the No More Nookie Bowling League (aka, NMNBL). Nailed that one dood. molaugh

Good thing I married a coug that likes her meat raw with a slight pulse. pepper.gif
 
Re: http://nomarriage.com/

blacksheep10 said:
****, that was copied and pasted from his no marriage. I got nowhere near enough time to write all that down :woody:

Just when I thought I had found a new mentor. molaugh
 
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