Alternate non conformist way to participate in V-day (tomorrow)

lt99ls1 · Feb 13, 2018

money_pit_yj said:
I will start the day and hand grind her freshly roasted coffeve beans from Guatemala while the spring water comes to a boil over a fire made from Argentinian teak wood. Then I will cook her a breakfast made of 2 freshly laid eggs, a hand made scone and a fruit medley. As she is getting ready for work, I will line the floor with white carnation petals to show my enduring lover for her. I will have her car warmed up and ready to go with Boyz II Men playing softly in the background. I will then get to her office and have essential oils diffusing in her office as she again walks in on a bed of carnation petals to further symbolize her worth to me as my best friend and life partner. Throughout the day I will send her multiple texts with poetry and sonnets I have composed over the last 15 years with her. I will have an I talian midget named Antonio cook her a light lunch consisting of sea bass and tomatillos over a bed of spring lettuce at her office while my three asian ladies massage her feet to the soothing sounds of a local Harpist named Denise. On her drive home, I will begin to set the mood for our late night rendezvous and have a mix tape with Ginuwine, Usher, Toby Keith, Fergie and Three 6 Mafia playing as she makes her way home to a clean home now covered with red rose petals to show my enduring attraction to her. As she sits down to her freshly harvested pheasant and hand picked bean sprouts I will sing to her the love songs written by yidish monks in the thirteenth century. At the conclusion of dinner, I will spread a blanket made from the wool of a baby sheep across the grass as we sit under the stars in our hot spring fed tub. As the night winds down I will sit and listen to her and share my feelings with her as we lay entangled together on a bed of red rose petals eating chocolate covered berries until sunrise. It is a beautiful way to show my wife I love her and that she is my best friend and woman I want to spend forever with.

Nope, not ever even if it is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.

money_pit_yj · Feb 13, 2018

lt99ls1 said:
Nope, not ever even if it is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.

Do what?

bgredjeep · Feb 13, 2018

My wife is getting some new Bosch windshield wipers for her car. I know. I'm a romantic. We'll go it for some steak this weekend probably.

poolman · Feb 13, 2018

money_pit_yj said:
Do what?

POTTSY 79 · Feb 13, 2018

My wife wants to go watch the shades of gray movie.... Maybe I'll get a handy or something.... Lol.. But probably not

tonybolton · Feb 13, 2018

Score....2 for a dollar.

My plan is to give her one rose and distribute the other roses in the areas of the house that I appreciate her efforts.

Laundry room....fridge ...lingerie drawer....condom drawer.....bathroom....microwave..... etc.

It's all in the delivery.

These just aren't your everyday average fake Rose... These are ones that have a built-in LED red light that lights up at the flick of a switch.

zukimaster · Feb 13, 2018

Do ever remember going into a tittty bar or club a few years ago, and the rose lady coming thru asking you if you would like to buy the lady a rose? That might have just been some local **** here. :dunno:

onepieceatatime · Feb 13, 2018

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zukimaster said:
Do ever remember going into a tittty bar or club a few years ago, and the rose lady coming thru asking you if you would like to buy the lady a rose? That might have just been some local **** here.

Typically old dudes did that in the titty and college bars around here.

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onepieceatatime · Feb 13, 2018

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tonybolton said:
Score....2 for a dollar.

My plan is to give her one rose and distribute the other roses in the areas of the house that I appreciate her efforts.

Laundry room....fridge ...lingerie drawer....condom drawer.....bathroom....microwave..... etc.

It's all in the delivery.

These just aren't your everyday average fake Rose... These are ones that have a built-in LED red light that lights up at the flick of a switch.

Condom drawer? What are you 16?

A friend of mine always said that there were 2 things in this world that men shouldn't mess with tigers, and condoms!

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tonybolton · Feb 13, 2018

She keeps it stocked... I can't ask for more than that

poolman · Feb 13, 2018

tonybolton said:
She keeps it stocked... I can't ask for more than that

That would SUCK!!

tonybolton · Feb 13, 2018

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poolman said:
That would SUCK!!

I don't understand?

86chevota · Feb 13, 2018

You never get the girl friend experience with your wife??? :dunno:

86chevota · Feb 13, 2018

tonybolton said:
I hate holidays like this....im not a card person, but still usually do SOMETHING.

Any tips from the peanut gallery of "my wife is my baaaast fraaaaaand" gang?

Leaning towards the "20$ of flowers delivered to work" thing / go out to eat TONIGHT or day AFTER V-day to avoid terrible people and crowds.

You told me you are going to take her to that fifty shades of gay movie and dinner