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I will be soon as one works out with mah schedule man. I may make the Sham-Sham run, I never been to one. I wanted to come to the Hardline ride, but we rode locally the past two weekends and had to take a break and spend some time with the lady friend and her littl'un. Don't worry, soon as one lines up with a free weekend, I'll see ya there! Ain't no tellin' what ole Chad was sayin about me at the Hardline ride LOL but I ain't quit riding with you jews! :dblthumb:
 
Chad was sayin' somethin about you bein' in to womin now, and no longer really in to dudes with truReligion jeans with holes in'em... but it's OK, Cause JRich was there to pick up the slack. Apparently he IS in to dudes with holes in their jeans... and dudes with hair on the nuts. He a prevert!
 
I about pissed on myself laughing at that balls out picture, sounds like things may have gotten a little out of hand that night molaugh
 
night?! night?!
Dude went ka-knuckle deep in to my sumbitchin pants! he was going deeper until I got hands on'em. That was in the damn day!

Still not funnier than him trippin' with his pants down around his kankles trying to wrestle ReeBee at MorrisMtn though!
 
blacksheep10 said:
Doubt he ever changes, he has peed on my leg while I was in a circle of guys bullshitting. In all fairness I did tackle him off a unicycle. Who rides a ****ing unicycle at a racing party

A guy who hates to party? loller.gif
 
Haha. I've set chads frayed pants on fire every single time I've ever ridden with him. It's kind of a tradition now. Day drunk is the best deunk, and I committed to that **** early on friday, lunch on Saturday. Ka nickel deep or not if you don't shave that **** Hagan, your gonna be living solo in that motor house forever!
 
And I poked the guys old lady in the leg/upper thigh with the stick... not the ass. He didn't know that. He told me he would hurt me, bowed up, so I poked him with the stick... it didn't help the situation, Haley thought we were gonna have to fight, I did used the situation with talk about the weather. Haha
 
CheapJ7 said:
And I poked the guys old lady in the leg/upper thigh with the stick... not the ass. He didn't know that. He told me he would hurt me, bowed up, so I poked him with the stick... it didn't help the situation, Haley thought we were gonna have to fight, I did used the situation with talk about the weather. Haha

Bahaha dammit, sounds like I missed a good'n. Who was it?! Apparently he didn't know you or that **** wouldn't have made a hill of bean's difference. lol
 

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