Bones getting a roomie?

[Bones]

Coming over tonight to look at the place and make a decision. :indianajones:

 

[race_jeep]

Coming over tonight to look at the place and make a decision. :indianajones:

make me proud pops

 

[muchado]

Coming over tonight to look at the place and make a decision. :indianajones:

name it after me

 

[Bones]

make me proud pops

I am going to have to disappoint you son. Sorry

name it after me

That's some funny **** right thar son!

 

[6uldv8]

I'll go ahead and give you the benefit of a doubt since you said you won't hump her but I give it a month before one of you notches their bedpost!

 

[Bones]

I'll go ahead and give you the benefit of a doubt since you said you won't hump her but I give it a month before one of you notches their bedpost!

Care to make this interesting? 100% honor system as well.

 

[6uldv8]

You'd just lose!

It'll go like this......after a couple weeks and both of you get comfy......start having some background chats.....have a few drinks.....she'll say in her most needy voice...."I've just never been done the right way"...or....."I've never achieved orgasm from intercourse" ......or......"I'm a virgin"......or.......any of a dozen other tempting things she'll say and Voila! You'll owe me whatever we bet!

 

[Bones]

You'd just lose!

It'll go like this......after a couple weeks and both of you get comfy......start having some background chats.....have a few drinks.....she'll say in her most needy voice...."I've just never been done the right way"...or....."I've never achieved orgasm from intercourse" ......or......"I'm a virgin"......or.......any of a dozen other tempting things she'll say and Voila! You'll owe me whatever we bet!

The things she is asking for I have no idea how to make those come to life.

Virgin....pffft! laughing1

 

[Bones]

Came over last night and will move in as early as May 1st. Let the Hardline pool begin.

 

[6uldv8]

You "did" her last night just to seal the deal didn't you!?!

 

[Bones]

You "did" her last night just to seal the deal didn't you!?!

Not a chance. She is sooo not someone I want to get involved with anymore than a friend.

 

[blacksheep10]

yeah, your pics for "more than friends" have worked out real well in the past. ZING. ouch, sorry

 

[Bones]

yeah, your pics for "more than friends" have worked out real well in the past. ZING. ouch, sorry

They were more attractive though.

Seriously not interested in anything but her rent check err month.

 

[Bones]

I never noticed the poll and why is it that I am the one humping her???? ??? :'(

I like my left hand too much to hump her.

BTW, she moves in tomorrow. Just in time to pay my $420 in fines. laughing1

 

[6uldv8]

You're so in denial. You'll hit it as soon as she's ready for you to hit it! :flipper:

 

[Bones]

You're so in denial. You'll hit it as soon as she's ready for you to hit it! :flipper:

I have never cheated before. Would you look at me differently? Would we be over? XOXO

Sincerely,
Confused

 

[6uldv8]

I have never cheated before.




I'm sorry....I got strangled when I read that part and missed the question!

 

[Bones]

I have never cheated before.




I'm sorry....I got strangled when I read that part and missed the question!

 

[P]

I never noticed the poll and why is it that I am the one humping her???? ??? :'(

I like my left hand too much to hump her.

BTW, she moves in tomorrow. Just in time to pay my $420 in fines. laughing1

And get drunk and screw... I give you 1 week and the surprise sects is awn. Your a Van der Slut pepper.gif

 

[Bones]

And get drunk and screw... I give you 1 week and the surprise sects is awn. Your a Van der Slut pepper.gif

Care to make that interesting? I have no reason to lie if I do, but I am not into it trust me. I have a 110# good looking girl I am scoping, no need to harpoon a whale.